Swimpt

"Swim not" "drown syndrome" "h2overdose"
Conjugations/Spellings/Pronouciations/Variations include:

• Swimn't, swimpt, shwimpt, schwimpt
• Swimn'ty, swimpty, shwimpty, schwimpty
• Swimnity, swimpity, shwimpty, schwimpty

<<YOU GET THE PATTERN BY NOW OR ELSE U MAY BE A SWIMNT>>

≠》As a Verb:
☆ Swimn'tin(g)

≠》As an Adverb:
☆ Swimn'tingly

Can't think straight - feelin a little swimpt.
She's swimn'ty at times ...a bit dorky, clumsy, but super funny.

(Also can be used in a somewhat negative way)
Those swimpts over there can't do anything without screwing something up.

"Swimpin' ain't easy"

T-rex is awesome even though his arms a bit shwimpt.

》》》》 Get Shwimpty! 《《《《

by HunterSMontana010921 September 12, 2024

Swimpuku

Derived from the Japanese word Seppuku, to cut open your stomach; or Harakiri. Another word is Swimicide. Committing suicide by swimming to the death, or losing a relay against Rin Matsuoka.

Getting challenged by Matsuoka Rin to a relay, the loser must commit Swimpuku.

by HarukaNanase November 4, 2013

Swimporrhaphobia

The fear of aliens anatomically similar to worms coming into your room at exactly 12:32 AM and handing you a grilled cheese sandwich. People typically get over this fear by lighting torches while they sleep.

Person 1: Why did you have torches lit in your room at midnight last night?
Person 2: I'm sorry, but I suffer from a chronic case of swimporrhaphobia.

by The Swimporrhaphobics August 6, 2016

Simptoms

The actions that a Simp takes that make them a Simp in the first place. For example, knowing a girl is way out of your league but then bringing her soup when she is sick thinking you're going to get something in return.

Boy1: Damn bro you're really showing some real Simptoms.
Boy2: Nah man I don't just do anything for any girl man she's gotta mean something to me!
Girl: Hey I am sick please bring soup even though we're neither friends nor romantically connected? :( :( :(
Boy2: Yes my sweet queen my shining diamond, my kitten, my goddess, my muse, my darling I'm not like other guys sweetheart I'll bring you the best soup unlike your ex who didn't care like I do because I am a nice guy!

by "Bill Edwards" March 18, 2020

Swimtle

A mixture of sweat and urine.

Urrrr... your pants smell like swimtle!

by Sargon_fleat March 26, 2009

Simptard

Someone who tries to look like a simp (puts too much value on a woman for no reason) but instead says something completely stupid making him appear as a retarded person.

Alan : What's her name?
Tyrone : I ain't tellin u her name lmao
Alan : Come on, at least send me a pic or somthin
Tyrone : Nah, I'm good
Alan : Y tho
Tyrone : I am simp, I respect women
Alan : That's not how-, u ain't a simp man, ur just a retard, a simptard thats what u are
--Alan leaves channel--

by slamtastic March 30, 2020

SimpTard

A simp who is also retarded

"You're such a simptard"- karen

by yourmom0324 May 16, 2020