swiming 

Swiming, /schwī'mɪ̈ng/,(goblin): a ritual water sport engaged in by the goblin race approximately 30,000 years ago during the Mattonian age. Every winter, participants were pitted against one another in a contest of bravery. archaeologists can only speculate from ancient translations of stone tablets that the maturity rite began with an affirmation of fertility, known as the "clasping of hands". after the clasping of hands the goblins seek out a wet dark environment, like an aquatic cave, under a bridge or waterfall. the rest of the ritual is shrouded in esoteric knowledge and secrecy. it appears a main element of the mythology centered around grunt beetle larvae. grunt beetles lie hibernating in logs during the winter, and so their aphrodisiac secretions remain acutely potent in their glands. unfortunately not much is known about the actual competition except that it appears the grunt beetle larvae were massaged into the gonads of one's rival. it's unclear how victory was declared and defeat was recognized, but everyone leaves the cave a winner

After the last time we went swiming, we all agreed to never mention it again

swiming by Dr. Theocratus Humboldton January 23, 2013

swiming in Titicaca

Treating some one as though they are good enough to play the games, but then when they realize their nose is red they can't join in on any games.

"He's playing risky business with all that swimming in Titicaca he's doin"

swiming in Titicaca by Kefka March 8, 2004

swimming 

The process of elegantly getting through traffic as efficiently as possible

We were really swimming back there, we took 10 mins of the GPS time.

swimming by float8x February 17, 2023

Tinshein Swimming Pool 

Kazakhstan's world-famous swimming pool. It is 30m long and 6m wide. It's filtration system is capable of removing 80% of human solid waste.

Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool,
Its length thirty metre and width six metre.
Filtration system a marvel to behold.
It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.

Tinshein Swimming Pool by sgfsgfg August 15, 2012

Dick swiging 

Giving a blow job.

Wonda Wonderpig has a talent for dick swiging!

Dick swiging by I, Wreckerrr November 10, 2016

fish sliming 

When a man fingers a woman and wipes vagina juice all over her face.

Jack is always fish sliming Jane, so she never eats seafood anymore.

fish sliming by DreDre69 April 5, 2015

swimmingly 

Well. In a kick-ass manner. Successfully.

I'm sure you did swimmingly on the SAT.

swimmingly by UpTheBixe June 29, 2005