Kefka's definitions

love letter

A) Term used to describe a heart-warming notice from United States customs. Informs you that your illegal product has been seized. <3
B) An emotional document written to express a fondness, passion, or otherwise appreciation.

I ordered 1,000 xanax bars and the fucking dea kept it leaving me a love letter.

by kefka September 26, 2006

Kentucky puppet show

Pretending something is going to happen when it isn't going to happen ever.
yanking someones chain

"are you just playing monkey feet are you giving me a Kentucky puppet show again"

by Kefka March 8, 2004

Orange Kefka

The screen name of kefka
a jack ass

"Man, I instant messaged orange kefka and he was such an assclown"

by kefka March 6, 2004

kitters

Noelia; Girl from Argentina

"Omg I'm kitters and I don't go get a bucket"
"Hello everyone at Adult Personals I'm Kitters and I'm lonely"

by Kefka March 3, 2004

girl

Term for cocaine
Heroin is boy, and coke is girl.
heroin is a brute, and coke is a gentle love but has its downsides.

"you fuck with that girl?"
"girl is nothing compared to boy"

by kefka January 6, 2007

alpha-0

5-Methoxy-AlphamethylTryptamine
5-MeO-AMT
5-MeO-AMT is AMTs big brother.
Psychoactive effects are potentiated with the addition of Methoxy in the 5 position.

"that alpha-0 is destroying my fucking vision i'm seeing ghosts"

by kefka March 5, 2004

captain spoon pocket

Worker at Dennys whom I slipped a spoon into rear pockets. Thus, dubbing captain spoon pocket with his spoon in his pocket.

"argh, I'm captain spoon pocket matey"

by kefka March 5, 2004