Swiftes
A new derogatory term given to the kansas city chiefs team and fans after patrick mahomes got together with tayor swift
Swiftes by NotTheRealShady February 4, 2024
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Swifterize
To make a positive change in the appearance or character of an alcoholic or addict in recovery. Typically such a change is dramatic and pronounced.
Ramsey is an obnoxious, little, fucking piece of shit. He needs to be swifterized before it's too late.
Swifterize by Swifterize August 15, 2014
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Swiftematics
The aftermath the overwhelming demand for Taylor Swift’s limited supply of wallet-unfriendly concert tickets has on math or math education among teenagers and young adults in some high-GDP nations and emerging economies in Asia—when there seems to be an inexplicably positive correlation between idol worship and a rise in the quantitative literacy among the Swifties.
Two Swiftematics quickies tailor-made for middle- and high-school Swifties are:
1. Guesstimate how much tourism revenue Taylor Swift’s six concerts would generate when she toured the “fine” city of Singapore in March 2024.
2. What are the chances that a Singaporean Swiftie would get to watch their American idol live when she performed in “Disneyland with the death penalty” next year?
1. Guesstimate how much tourism revenue Taylor Swift’s six concerts would generate when she toured the “fine” city of Singapore in March 2024.
2. What are the chances that a Singaporean Swiftie would get to watch their American idol live when she performed in “Disneyland with the death penalty” next year?
Swiftematics by Fasters July 10, 2023
Swifter
A Swiftie wannabe, who obviously does not know a lot about Taylor. Has heard of songs like "I Knew You Were Trouble." And "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" but most likely never heard of songs like "All Too Well" or "I Almost Do". Will go around telling people they are Swifters. Annoying. Similar to Directionators
Swifter by Swift_Styles13 March 9, 2013
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Swifterbal by DylanoSwifter December 14, 2022
SwIfted
(Person 1) John broke up with Lucy
(Person 2) Man she is so going to SWIFT him
(Person 1) I know she is probely SWIFTING him tonight at the show
(Person 2) man she probely all ready SWIFTED him!!!!
(Person 2) Man she is so going to SWIFT him
(Person 1) I know she is probely SWIFTING him tonight at the show
(Person 2) man she probely all ready SWIFTED him!!!!
SwIfted by ThatMusicGroup5 April 12, 2015
Swifted
To be in a short and unsatisfying relationship with Taylor Swift, only to have a write an insulting song about you after you break up.
Person 1: Did you hear? Harry Styles and Taylor Swift just broke up! He's totally about to be swifted!!
Person 2: Really? I guess he's about to join the ranks of Joe Jonas, Jake Gyllenhaal, John Mayer, and all those other poor fools who got caught in the witch's trap.
Person 1: Wow, maybe she's the problem.
Person 2: It doesn't matter to her since she gets paid for every guy she swifts
Person 2: Really? I guess he's about to join the ranks of Joe Jonas, Jake Gyllenhaal, John Mayer, and all those other poor fools who got caught in the witch's trap.
Person 1: Wow, maybe she's the problem.
Person 2: It doesn't matter to her since she gets paid for every guy she swifts
Swifted by PeePeePooPooShire January 9, 2013