swiften

v. to speed up

A subtle combination of the words swift and hasten, this portmanteau word can be used to describe anything that increases in velocity.

"You'd better swiften or you'll be late."

"Did you see that ball swiftening towards me head?"

swiften by juba73 January 18, 2005

Swifterize 

To make a positive change in the appearance or character of an alcoholic or addict in recovery. Typically such a change is dramatic and pronounced.

Ramsey is an obnoxious, little, fucking piece of shit. He needs to be swifterized before it's too late.

Swifterize by Swifterize August 15, 2014

Swiftematics 

The aftermath the overwhelming demand for Taylor Swift’s limited supply of wallet-unfriendly concert tickets has on math or math education among teenagers and young adults in some high-GDP nations and emerging economies in Asia—when there seems to be an inexplicably positive correlation between idol worship and a rise in the quantitative literacy among the Swifties.

Two Swiftematics quickies tailor-made for middle- and high-school Swifties are:

1. Guesstimate how much tourism revenue Taylor Swift’s six concerts would generate when she toured the “fine” city of Singapore in March 2024.

2. What are the chances that a Singaporean Swiftie would get to watch their American idol live when she performed in “Disneyland with the death penalty” next year?

Swiftematics by Fasters July 10, 2023

Swifter 

A Swiftie wannabe, who obviously does not know a lot about Taylor. Has heard of songs like "I Knew You Were Trouble." And "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" but most likely never heard of songs like "All Too Well" or "I Almost Do". Will go around telling people they are Swifters. Annoying. Similar to Directionators

"Hi Taylor! I'm your biggest fan-I'm a Swifter!"

Swifter by Swift_Styles13 March 9, 2013

Swifterbal 

Broodje bal met extra veel saus

Ik wil graag een Swifterbal.

Swifterbal by DylanoSwifter December 14, 2022

Taylor Swifting

1. The art of laying on the floor in your room wallowing for a boy while listening to Taylor Swift.

2. The internet meme involving dragging your ass across the floor like an old dog (made popular by South Park).

Keep in mind that these two definitions are very similar and easily confused.

Person 1: Did you do your homework?

Person 2: No, I spent the whole day Taylor Swifting.

Person 1: Is that boy really worth it?

Person 2: No, not Taylor Swifting in that way, I was dragging my ass across the carpet all day.

Taylor Swifting by TheAmazinNickyZ November 7, 2012

SwIfted 

To write a song about someone who broke up with you much like Taylor Swift

(Person 1) John broke up with Lucy

(Person 2) Man she is so going to SWIFT him

(Person 1) I know she is probely SWIFTING him tonight at the show

(Person 2) man she probely all ready SWIFTED him!!!!

SwIfted by ThatMusicGroup5 April 12, 2015