Swift'n 

Verb: The act of lying about something so silly such as wakeboarding. smh

BJ: What you been up to bro?
Savage: Not much man, just been wakeboarding and getting mad pussy this week, what about you?
BJ: For real man? Damn you a straight up pimp. Will you be my friend?
Savage: Naw man, I wasn't wakeboarding, I was just swift'n ya. I just been playing Madden and smoking a fat blunt bro.
BJ: ugh!, I hate getting swifted.

Swift'n by BJ Da Great August 7, 2010

control shift n 

Control Shif N: Masturbation

Back story: In google chrome this is the short cut for incognito mode, a mode that doesn't track history. it can be used to hide porn in your browsing history.

person 1:wow Caleb has been gone a while
person 2: he might be control shift n ing

control shift n by sigma February 26, 2013

Ctrl Shift N 

On Google Chrome, pressing Ctrl+Shift+N loads up Incognito mods, a chrome mode where no history is tracked. Usually used for porn, because of the no history thing.

User 1 - brb
User 2 - Where you goin'?
User 1 - Ctrl Shift N ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Ctrl Shift N by TechnoAngel October 17, 2017

Swift Nation 

Swift Nation is a dead youtube channel that hit 30k subscribers and 2.3million video views after clickbaiting people into their video where they surprise Jacksepticeye at an airport.

Man 1: Hey do you watch Swift Nation on youtube?
Man 2: The fuck?

Swift Nation by SocialSkeleton December 12, 2018

swift night bunny 

Unseen, unheard, twack star production; jacking people's shit in the night.

"Did any of you jack my shit?"
"No!"
"Well It could have been me, I'm like a Swift Night Bunny, very quietly sneaking in and stealing y'all's shit."

swift night bunny by Of The Similar September 6, 2022

control shift n 

yes incognito aka "porn"

keyboard after being pressed control shift n : ahh shit here we go aga-
your horny ass: OHHHH YEAH IM EJACTULATIGN THIS IS SO HOTTHOTHTOHTTHOTHHOTOHTHOTHOTOTH
a random ass ant: dude what the fuck

control shift n by WalmartBag12389438292410879408 February 18, 2023

not too swift

a phrase describing a bad, or poor decision.

I sold my house in 1977 for $72,000 and today (2007) it's worth over one million ... not too swift.

not too swift by jcbrez October 8, 2007