Swift'n

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Verb: The act of lying about something so silly such as wakeboarding. smh

BJ: What you been up to bro?
Savage: Not much man, just been wakeboarding and getting mad pussy this week, what about you?
BJ: For real man? Damn you a straight up pimp. Will you be my friend?
Savage: Naw man, I wasn't wakeboarding, I was just swift'n ya. I just been playing Madden and smoking a fat blunt bro.
BJ: ugh!, I hate getting swifted.

Swift'n by BJ Da Great August 7, 2010

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control shift n

Control Shif N: Masturbation

Back story: In google chrome this is the short cut for incognito mode, a mode that doesn't track history. it can be used to hide porn in your browsing history.

person 1:wow Caleb has been gone a while
person 2: he might be control shift n ing

control shift n by sigma February 26, 2013

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Ctrl Shift N

On Google Chrome, pressing Ctrl+Shift+N loads up Incognito mods, a chrome mode where no history is tracked. Usually used for porn, because of the no history thing.

User 1 - brb
User 2 - Where you goin'?
User 1 - Ctrl Shift N ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Ctrl Shift N by TechnoAngel October 17, 2017

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Swift Nation

Swift Nation is a dead youtube channel that hit 30k subscribers and 2.3million video views after clickbaiting people into their video where they surprise Jacksepticeye at an airport.

Man 1: Hey do you watch Swift Nation on youtube?
Man 2: The fuck?

Swift Nation by SocialSkeleton December 12, 2018

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swift night bunny

Unseen, unheard, twack star production; jacking people's shit in the night.

"Did any of you jack my shit?"
"No!"
"Well It could have been me, I'm like a Swift Night Bunny, very quietly sneaking in and stealing y'all's shit."

swift night bunny by Of The Similar September 6, 2022

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control shift n

yes incognito aka "porn"

keyboard after being pressed control shift n : ahh shit here we go aga-
your horny ass: OHHHH YEAH IM EJACTULATIGN THIS IS SO HOTTHOTHTOHTTHOTHHOTOHTHOTHOTOTH
a random ass ant: dude what the fuck

control shift n by WalmartBag12389438292410879408 February 18, 2023

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not too swift

a phrase describing a bad, or poor decision.

I sold my house in 1977 for $72,000 and today (2007) it's worth over one million ... not too swift.

not too swift by jcbrez October 8, 2007

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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