Sweeney’d 

To get sloppy drunk on cheap house wine whilst already exhausted from being overworked at your corporate job

I was well and truly Sweeney’d after that trade event on Thursday

Sweeney’d by Crispybird June 26, 2019

Sweeney'd 

1. To be completely burnt out and fed up with your job. 2. To be in a position that definition 1 can apply to you.

Coined from a Seattle based software development product manager that started as clean cut guy in a suit and left as a strung out excuse for a human with stains on his dirty hoodie that hadn't showered in a week, all within 6 months.

"Lay off the new guy, you're gonna Sweeney him."

or

"Dude, dya here about Nick getting Sweeney'd? He quit his job, moved to Bolivia and is now raising Chinchilla's for their fur. But he's in a better place."

Sweeney'd by ChainBridgeCollective August 20, 2008

Sweeney'd 

- A terrible haircut
- A shit trim

"My man got Sweeney'd"
"Went to the barbers yesterday and bigman Sweeney'd me"

Sweeney'd by khairon January 8, 2020

Sweeney Derangement Syndrome

A hatred for actress Sydney Sweeney; mostly from jealous women or leftist men who never set foot in a gym before. Most likely caused for her awesome jeans ad

The angry neckbeard leftist who has never lifted weights in his life has Sweeney Derangement Syndrome

Sweeney Derangement Syndrome by Phil McButthole January 29, 2026

Dirty Sweeney 

Blowing and trapping air into anything with a vagina

Big Uncle rob was telling me about how he dirty Sweeney’d this preteen last weekend

Dirty Sweeney by Swanky skeet metal June 21, 2022