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Sweaty Sack Syndrome (a.k.a. S. S. S) 

When one genital sack is becomes sweaty and adjutated. this can result in a rash.
GUY:God Damn S. S. S.
GIRL:Ewww

Sweaty Sack Syndrome (SSS) 

When a males body is seemingly dry and clean as if one had just gotten out of a shower. Somehow, the ball sack has managed to be more greasy, sweaty, and nasty then a fat bitch in a tight T after a concert.
Louis: Hey Nick, how you feelin' today man?

Nick: Like a boss, except i got this mother fuckin Sweaty Sack Syndrome (SSS) going on.
Sick.

Sweaty-Sack BackDraft 

note: This takes some planning, a pair of nylon gym shorts, and willing ..or unaware partner to work. When a guy has been doing an athletic activity and has swamp-sack (foul smelling scrotum) he will close one leg opening tight and then he gets his significant other to blow air up his shorts only to have the air circulate and exit back out the same leg hole into her/his face.
I plopped down on the couch after finishing my run. I told "Jane" my nuts were hot so she decided to blow up my short to "cool them off" but I closed off the other leg and she got the "Sweaty-Sack BackDraft"

southern santiago sweaty sack syndrome 

The kind of undercarriage man sweat only achieved after days of walking through the steets of santiago in august heat. S.S.S.S.S. Is required in order to achieve the Bolivian Body Spray.
coming back from camping....

"whats that smell?"

"sorry, I have Southern Santiago Sweaty Sack Syndrome"

summer sweaty sack 

The moment when your hairy ball sack begins to sweat in the hot summer sun as they slap against your penis while you're chasing after women wearing thong bikinis.
"Oh my God dude.. That woman was playing hard to get while I was chasing her down the beach when suddenly I got fucking summer sweaty sack... Now it itches until I scratch it. Damn it Beavis.

Big Black Sweaty Ball Sack 

This AP European Test is gunna suck big black sweaty ball sack