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sweatering 

The act of hovering so close to your friend in a bar that you appear to be his sweater, which inadvertently keeps women from approaching the group.
Those chicks were looking hard, but Jimmy was sweatering me so they moved on.
sweatering by woodchipper May 20, 2008

sweatribution 

In the unlikely event that one sits in a chair or upon an exercise ball, the surface of which is rubber, the resulting sweat stain that closely resembles a urination accident.
Trish: I HATE going to meetings in Carol's office. She won't turn on her A/C and we have to balance on those stupid exercise balls.

Teague: Yeah, I'm glad I don't have to suffer the sweatribution for watching yet another powerpoint about the difference between pixie sticks and fun dip.
sweatribution by WonJillian June 7, 2011
“id do her up sweatpipe”
sweatpipe by ekxl February 4, 2023

jimins._.sweaterpaws

perfection 😜. dinosaur and todoroki lover
“Jimins._.sweaterpaws is a beautiful dinosaur and TODOROKI lover.”

Sweatylips 

When a woman's vagina lip gets all sweaty
damn, I have mad sweatylips
Sweatylips by Agile7string May 29, 2012

Sweatering 

Those girls posted pictures of themselves on Facebook sweatering.
Sweatering by wifeofnialler December 24, 2012