sweatribution 

In the unlikely event that one sits in a chair or upon an exercise ball, the surface of which is rubber, the resulting sweat stain that closely resembles a urination accident.

Trish: I HATE going to meetings in Carol's office. She won't turn on her A/C and we have to balance on those stupid exercise balls.

Teague: Yeah, I'm glad I don't have to suffer the sweatribution for watching yet another powerpoint about the difference between pixie sticks and fun dip.

sweatribution by WonJillian June 7, 2011

Sextribution 

When your partner fails to respond to a request for sex and one is compelled to punish them through vigorous sexual acts.

"I sent that dirty sext two hours ago and you didn't respond. I will have to enforce sextribution to punish this epic fail."

Sextribution by Divalish1 December 27, 2011