An act committed in conjunction with a vehicle in which an individual obtains an arbitrary cut of
meat (preferably with no bones) and proceeds to warm it up to a suitable temperature (preferably 10 to
15 degrees above ambient). The said individual then lines the inner wall of the vehicles exhaust pipe with this warm cut of
meat then proceeds to insert fully erect penis (must be fully erect for best results). The individual can then make
sweet, sweaty,
salty love to the vehicle via exhaust pipe. It helps if the vehicle is
parked on an incline (please ensure parking brake is engaged). If this procedure lasts longer than 30 minutes it is recommended to turn on the vehicle to keep the
meat warm. For a more advanced technique try steakpiping whilst having a friend rev the engine. Also, dual exhaust allows for more populated steakpiping fun. Try quad exhaust in a party situation only!
My neighbor just recently purchased an Aston
Martin. While he was at
work yesterday, my buddy and I snuck over, took the keys, and steakpiped the shit out of it!! Today I had to call in
sick due to an untimely backfire searing the tip shut.