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Sweetpie 

Someone you are sure you love and will love for the rest of your life. They are beautiful, sweet, kind, funny and your sure you want to spend the rest of your life with this person. They are and always will be the best person you will ever know. You love them with all your heart and you never want to let them go.
Me : your my sweetpie
Them Yay :D
Sweetpie by IdontLIKElemons October 26, 2012

Sweatprees 

Cutoff Sweatpants that are cutoff at the length of a capri pant, usually used in athletics. So named because they offer the comfort of sweatpants with the breezy freedom of capris.
"Dude, those sweatprees are lookin' boss!"

"The reason for your athletic success is clearly the sweatprees you're rockin'."
Sweatprees by CompressionShorts April 22, 2009

Steampiped 

The act of vaping then giving your significant other a blowjob, blowing the smoker into the urethra and letting the smoke come out making it look like a steam pipe on a train.
"Yo Stacy steampiped me."
Steampiped by novahyper34 August 31, 2020
A Brooks saddle that is particularly sweet. Like pie.
Hey, check out that killer seatpie.
Seatpie by SEATPIEFARTHEAD August 31, 2009

steakpipe 

An act committed in conjunction with a vehicle in which an individual obtains an arbitrary cut of meat (preferably with no bones) and proceeds to warm it up to a suitable temperature (preferably 10 to 15 degrees above ambient). The said individual then lines the inner wall of the vehicles exhaust pipe with this warm cut of meat then proceeds to insert fully erect penis (must be fully erect for best results). The individual can then make sweet, sweaty, salty love to the vehicle via exhaust pipe. It helps if the vehicle is parked on an incline (please ensure parking brake is engaged). If this procedure lasts longer than 30 minutes it is recommended to turn on the vehicle to keep the meat warm. For a more advanced technique try steakpiping whilst having a friend rev the engine. Also, dual exhaust allows for more populated steakpiping fun. Try quad exhaust in a party situation only!
My neighbor just recently purchased an Aston Martin. While he was at work yesterday, my buddy and I snuck over, took the keys, and steakpiped the shit out of it!! Today I had to call in sick due to an untimely backfire searing the tip shut.
steakpipe by zelaznog April 11, 2009

sweetpie 

an endearment to a person the opposite sex that you are fond of and care about!

pet name for a special person in your life
I think she is a very special person and she is my sweetpie

goodnight sweetpie and you part with a kiss
sweetpie by TGrant October 18, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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