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sarcastic clap 

A clap that is done to belittle and make fun of someone.
Usually done very slowly; 1 second or more between each clap.
Guy 1: Hey what did Mr. Peach do when you read your essay in front of the class?

Guy 2: He started sarcastic clapping, that asshole.
sarcastic clap by ThisFoo December 30, 2010

sarcastic font

A phrase that indicates that you have made or will make a point using sarcasm.
"He said all of Europe was collapsing and the Euro would be gone tomorrow, so in my sarcastic font I told him to call CNN and let them know right away."

"Dang, I missed Rush Limbaugh today, so now who am I going to get all my opinions from?" she said using her sarcastic font.
sarcastic font by h20kj May 6, 2010

sarcastic girls

sarcastic girls are funny and honest, they know when to quit the jokes but will always be sarcastic, they don't stop. It's not a bad thing, it's actually really good because you end up having inside jokes!

Sarcastic Voyage 

1. A weekly to bi-weekly podcast featuring noted American Ron Aalgar Watt and is pasty Canadian sidekick Matt Rowbotham.
2. A voyage taken with sarcasm.

3. Questions asked and answered by assholes and a regular basis.
Guy 1: Did you listen to the Sarcastic Voyage the other day?
Guy 2: Damn straight, they answered a question from Deek Winsome on the air. It was the best Sarcastic Voyage ever!
Sarcastic Voyage by Deek Windsome October 17, 2011

Sarcastica 

Font used in internet conversation to denote sarcasm.

Most browsers, IM clients and email applications do not have sarcastica installed thereby leading to ambiguity and confusion in text based conversations.

Sarcastica was invented to prevent these situations by the Minister of Practicality in 2010 and has yet to find mainstream adoption. Despite it's practicality and usefulness universal adoption was deemed to be 'a whole thing'.
Sam: What are you doing tomorrow?
Frodo: Heading off to Mordor to destroy the One Ring of Power and save the world from the Dark Lord's wrath. Wanna come?
Sam: WTF? You serious?
Frodo: nah, kidding. My sarcastica font isn't working again.
Sarcastica by exalen November 27, 2010

Sarcastic-Bitch 

A sarcastic bitch is anyone who uses extreme sarcasm in a bitchy manor. A sarcastic bitch will scoff at any remark or request you make if they deem it inferior to their superior level of intelligence. Their retort will be oozing with sarcasm so much so that you may feel dirty afterward and it will be sure to belittle you to the point of possible self harm. Sarcastic bitches are somewhat rare. However if you do come across one, buckle up, because it is going to be an adventure filled with bitchy sarcasm.
"Hey you look cold."
"Would you like to borrow my Ushanka style hat?" <-The Victim

"No thanks, I'm not cool enough." <-Sarcastic Bitch

"Yeah, you're right. You sarcastic-bitch."<-The Victim
Sarcastic-Bitch by shahab s. February 15, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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