Swear Bears

The best little bear that u can have (normally a keychain). You press them they cuss. XD

Me: Hey guys check out Tourettes the swear bear (I named him Tourettes)
Joey: Wut's a swear bear?
Tourettes: BITE ME FUCK FACE!

by Dirge February 1, 2005

swear bear

A nominally handsome gay man that identifies or belongs to the bear community who SWEARS he is hot shit. Swear bears usually enter gogo dance at bear parties, have 10k+ followers on instagram/tiktok (See bearlebrity) where they post frequent salacious semi-robed pictures of themselves.

Usually attends and travels to all the leather/bear events across their region similar to a circuit queen. Enters pageants like "Mr Arizona Leather".

Did Gilbert create a whole new TikTok dedicated to videos of him washing dishes??
Yes... she's a swear bear... she needs to be seen.

by El Joto del apartamento 512 March 24, 2021

swear bear

A phrase used to make a promise.
You can't lie on a swear bear

Jack: Dude, I just boned Megan Fox.
Austin: Really?!
Jack: Swear bear.
Austin: Holy Sht.

by GetWizzled January 8, 2012