Swear Bears 

The best little bear that u can have (normally a keychain). You press them they cuss. XD

Me: Hey guys check out Tourettes the swear bear (I named him Tourettes)
Joey: Wut's a swear bear?
Tourettes: BITE ME FUCK FACE!

Swear Bears by Dirge February 1, 2005

i swear to beans 

You can swear to gum, chicken noodle soup, or anything u can think of so u dont swear to God.

Man... Fuck you! I swear to beans the next time you run up on me like that Ima kill your bitch ass!

i swear to beans by T.T. August 4, 2007

SwearBear 

A CareBear gone evil. Hobbies include smoking rollies, vandalizing property, and cussing your ass out.

My biggest fear is that in the middle of the night my CareBear will be transformed into a SwearBear.

SwearBear by sweetness-and-light May 13, 2007

barse sweat  

the sweaty residue on your barse after sex

i was riding yer one for 3 hours and i conjured up almighty barse sweat which took 3 rolls of bog roll to clear up.

barse sweat by sirweighalot March 26, 2009