Definitions by sirweighalot

shit fluff 

a shit that robbed a few arse hairs on the way out

i had such a shit that it tore hair off my ringprint on the way out, its a shit fluff

shit fluff by sirweighalot March 26, 2009

barse sweat  

the sweaty residue on your barse after sex

i was riding yer one for 3 hours and i conjured up almighty barse sweat which took 3 rolls of bog roll to clear up.

barse sweat by sirweighalot March 26, 2009

Butt fog

A lingering smelly fart

You farted 10 minutes ago? Yea. Jesus this butt fog just wont go away!!

Butt fog by Sirweighalot March 18, 2009

Ring print 

The unique texture of your arse hole....like a finger print but a ring print.

Jill from work photocopied her arse on the photocopying machine. I knew it was her because she left her ring print on the glass

Ring print by Sirweighalot March 18, 2009