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A coin bank that one puts a coin into whenever he says something profane.
Oh, damn it! I have to put some more money in the swear jar.
by davarinofuntucson July 24, 2015
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Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
β€œWhere did you go after we left the pub?”
β€œDunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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A bullshit tyrannical procedure that's set up by most parents in order to improve their personal image
child: damnit
dad: Oh, that's one dollar from you young man
child: (breaks swear jar) Fuck the system
by Dubiks March 02, 2019
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