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Swazzmoid 

A footballer who is more keen on tricks and image than on actually being any good.
Billy's not so bad, but that Jez is a total Swazzmoid.
Swazzmoid by Uncle Tekkerz September 17, 2020
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spazmoid 

A variation on spaz that carries all the same possible meanings.. following in the red dwarf 'gimboid' tradition. Particularly appropriate to nerdy people.
Dude get some friends and stop being such a spazmoid
spazmoid by pdizzler91 June 2, 2011

Spazmoid 

You tuber Callum’s corner calls his subscribers spazmoids cause his head looks like a sodding tic tac
Shut up you spazmoids , my head doesn’t looking like a sodding tic tac
Spazmoid by Missstealyourmanz11 August 24, 2019

spazmoid 

Chris, YOU are a SPAZMOID!
spazmoid by Stression November 18, 2016

spazmoidal fish

A fish that keeps having sudden spasms while swimming
I think that fish in the biology lab only got killed cuz it was a spazmoidal fish :(

Ikr so sad :(

Spazmoid 

An insulting word often used to describe someone's stupidity. Commonly used by the younger generation of 12 year olds who try to be hard but not sweary.
Douglas, those were my depression tablets, they aren't a snack you spazmoid!
Spazmoid by ShakespeareAdmirer April 20, 2019

spazzmoid 

A word that Callum's corner uses that tic tac and also another word for a spazztic
Oi jimmy mate your a right spazzmoid
spazzmoid by legeet dude 4 life January 22, 2017
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