Spazmoidisist 

A person that ejaculates in his mums towel just before she gets out the shower.

Hey, listen boys. you never guess what i got up to last night, i Spazmoidisisted the mothers towel whilst she was showering!

Spazmoidisist by SpencersGay December 13, 2020

Spazmoiditis 

Can be contracted when you come into contact with a spaz / spazmoid , when contracted your brain will succumb to ways of the spaz people within a couple days of the infection setting foot into your bloodstream, therefore, making you, a bloody spazmoid.

"I think I contracted a serious case of Spazmoiditis"

Spazmoiditis by Thot Patrol 69 May 31, 2019