Swassturbate

When you get swass (swamp ass) and you take your hand and wipe your butt and use the swass as lube to masturbate

With how horny and sweaty I am after that run, I could definitely swassturbate right now

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Sadsturbate

The term for masturbating while sad in order to take ones mind off of their personal troubles.

John Proctor's girlfriend broke up with him so he decided to sadsturbate in order to ease the sorrow.

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Masturbation while in an intense period of remorse or sadness, lubrication naturally forming from tears raining down on one's frowny poundy

Sam was so upset when the Patriots lost to the Ravens that he sadsturbated for months in his room before he ran out of tears and boners.

Sadsturbate by TeamKeefe January 23, 2013

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When you masturbate to take your mind off something that's making you sad.

"Aw man...I'm so sad about my girl breaking up with me...I can't sleep..."
"Time to sadsturbate!"

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I was in such a rush this morning that I was forced to shasturbate,.

shasturbate by vink pink February 10, 2005

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Masturbating to pictures sent via snapchat & trying to complete the task at hand within the time frame set by the person who sent the snap

Lisa sent me a nudie pic thru Snapchat & I snapsturbated to orgasm in 10 seconds

snapsturbated by crad71 November 11, 2013

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when a male masturbates harder than he normally does.

johnny went home and smashturbated until he was sore.

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