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swapping the monkey 

a feat of stealth used by thieves to successfully pilfer items atop a pressure plate.
wife speaking to her husband: why is this coffee so weak, were you fucking swapping the monkey with your cup in the coffee maker again? that's it! we're getting a divorce!
swapping the monkey by WordRepoMan January 15, 2013

spy sappin mah sentry 

Spy sappin mah sentry is a line spoken by the engineer in Team Fortress 2 when an enemy spy sapps his sentry gun.
*spy sapps sentry*

Engineer: Spy sappin mah sentry!
spy sappin mah sentry by Tairuu August 31, 2016

Long snapping 

When you take a shit standing up and putting your head down to a position where you can see your genitals and take a shit right after you slide your hands through in a long snapping motion
Gabe: "I'm going to take a shit near that bush."
Robert: "Alright, but don't start long snapping or else it'll be awkward for the other campers."
Long snapping by RubLox November 5, 2016

slappin' d (to something) 

Going hard while doing something.
Guy 1: What you doin tonight?
Guy 2: Slappin' d to weights
In this scenario, guy 2 indicates he will be lifting weights intensely tonight.

Guy 1: Anyone tryna slap some d to pow this weekend?
Guy 2: Yeah, let's slap!
In this scenario, guy 1 is asking his friends if anyone wants to hit the slopes for a powder day this weekend. Guy 2 accepts enthusiastically.

slappin' d (to something)

snappin cock-eyes 

While receiving head, your girlfriend looks up at you with those big eyes and your cock down her throat. You want to preserve the moment so you snap a picture with your cellphone.
I swear I thought I could see you smile while I was snappin cock-eyes.
snappin cock-eyes by Stephen Roche September 27, 2017

Will Smith Slapping Chris Rock

Will Smith slapped Chris Rock because he joked about his wife. Chris Rock then says “Will Smith just smacked the shit out of me.” Then Will Smith screams and says “Keep my wife’s name out of your fucking mouth!” Chris Rock says: “Wow”
Will Smith Slapping Chris Rock sure was one hell of a battle.