When two men engage in the act of placing their erect penis' into one another's open orifices. Many times the two men will engage in a homosexual version of 69...hence the term "swap meat"
Dude i walked into the room the other night and Petr A and The Don were trying to "swap meat"...gross, doesn't The Don have a foreskin? Ya so Petr ordered the meat extra crispy i suppose
A sex act between two dudes wearing pants, where they insert their penises through each others' fly holes, and then reach down their own pants and jerk the other man to completion.
Yo, Jeff, did we do a Swedish Swap Meat last night? Cause my pants are full of your jizz. Go with Christ.
The act of railing a bird with your homie and before climax you both pull out and sixty nine each other and finish in your bro's mouth.
Kevin: "Last night was so fun, Dave."
Dave: "I know, man. Did you see the look on her face when we double dog meat swapped?"
Kevin: "Yeah, it was so funny!"
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.