Swankle

Swankle - pronounced: { Swang-Kull }
adjective

Similar to Swelbow

Swankle is the combination of the two words Swollen + Ankle.

Swankle is used to describe an injury in which your ankle is swollen, or constantly swollen.

Can also be used to describe an obese persons ankles, i.e. someone who has an abnormally large ankle or ankles.

Typically common in Skateboarders, BMX'rs, or a fresh ankle Tattoo.

"That's some serious Swankle"

"You're Swankle is the size of a softball!"

by Faux Sheez September 11, 2011

Swarkles

Is the name for the couple of Barney and Robin of Howi I Met Your Mother, usually used in fandoms. The name comes from the combination of the words Swarley (The name Barney had for an episode) and Sparkles (The last name Robin used while she was a teen singer in Canada, Robin Sparkles)

Oh, I love the Swarkles couple, they are so cute together

by yellowumbrella January 30, 2014

Swinklefunk

1. The remaining ass crust on an unwashed pair of boxers.

2. A mythical creature that lives in laundry detergent.

3. The man. The guy. The eternal scrub-owner.

Person 1: "Hey dude, you want to go and play videogames?"
Person 2: "Naw dude, I've got to clean the swinklefunk out of my underwear."

by DaKunkkaDunk May 6, 2014

tommy swankie

thinks he is a beast but is really just...well..
"SWANKIE"
=)

that kid is TOMMY SWANKIE

by mmoorriiaahh October 18, 2008

Swankles

When you have a long night out drinking and the next morning you have the alcohol diarrhea. Swankles occurs when you have liquid hot magma coming out for such a long period of time, that you start taking off clothes from sweating. Eventually you have to take your pants/shorts off from around your ankles due to excess sweating. The result is swankles.

Playing beer pong last night gave me swankles today.

swankling I started swankling in the grocery store when I couldn't find a bathroom.

by DrnorJ May 25, 2016

swankenstein

a mixture of several objects that are swank or pertain to swankeness

A pink school bus with a disco ball and leaopard print couches?! Thats a definite swankenstein.

by J. Rizzle Plus Taxxx December 29, 2004

Fookin' Shankled

Drunk enough to enjoy a night at a really shitty club or party.

Olly: Where did u go on Friday?
Ali: Embrace; It was chavvy, but I was drunk enough to enjoy it,
Olly: wow, you must have been fookin' shankled.

by 123skiddy321 June 7, 2009