swankenstein

a mixture of several objects that are swank or pertain to swankeness

A pink school bus with a disco ball and leaopard print couches?! Thats a definite swankenstein.

by J. Rizzle Plus Taxxx December 29, 2004

Dr. Stinkenstein

After being with someone long enough you eventually graduate from comfort school and begin to fart at will in their presence with no qualms.(This is the time period where it is amusing to both parties: see Dr. Stinkenstein emeritus)

Pam: Baby it stinks a little in here. Did you fart.

Paulie: Of course, they call me Mr.Stinkenstein at work . You can call me Dr. Stinkenstein.

by provider44 January 17, 2010

Wankenstein

A wankenstein is produced through the act of wanking so hard that the friction produces an electrical charge. This charge is then passed onto the sperm. One of these sperm will inevitably, once conceived and given birth to, become a wankenstein. The product is not only a wankenstein but is also a savage monster with a 15inch penis. Once enraged, the wankenstein' s penis will, in a similar manor to a hose, spray killer sperm onto its victims who are them devoward alive. Should a wankenstein ever impregnate a female, the offspring will also be a wankenstein. This cycle will continue and 'give birth' to the wankenstein apocolips.

The wankenstein broke into school this morning and killed Mr Squarkings

by Boogle Monster November 16, 2017

Wankenstein

A person who masturbates so much that it affects everything else in his personality and his life. He becomes a wanking monster, similar to the creation of Frankenstein.

Fred Wankenstein has been playing with himself so much now that he is late for work regularly.

by SantoshGeorge February 14, 2008

Dr.Stinkenstein emeritus

After a man's humorous quirky charm has fled the air of his pungent eggfart that dances through the air and up his repulsed ladyfriend's nose.(does not have to be an eggfart...can be any loathsome shade in the gas gamut)

Jery has degraded by gradations from prince charming to good king bumfy ,then from mister swift pay dropper to captain poopfordays, then finally from Dr.Stinkenstein to Dr.Stinkenstein emeritus.

by provider44 January 17, 2010

spankenstein

A man who masturbates in the morning to help himself wake up.

Joe was late for class because he was groggy and he had to use his spankenstein method of waking up.

by DJ16 January 30, 2009

skankenstein

A monsterously skanky chick.

Not only does Bernadette spread for anybody, but have you seen her face? That bitch is a Skankenstein!

by Magikcheesecunt June 11, 2006