stondicap

a stoner and a retard at the same time

whoaaaa brett is handicapped and a stoner he's stondicapped

by brettw December 28, 2005

Spandicap

A person who can only be described as a spastic and mentally handicapped.

Look at that spandicap running around eating a pritt stick like it's a snow cone.

by Hearseespeak September 2, 2016

Sandicapped

The act or situation of dumping your girlfriend to only want her back weeks later, but only to realize she has moved on to another man. Causing a feeling of depression and humiliation as you beg for her to come back.

Derek felt sandicapped as he begged for his ex-girlfriend to come back into his life.

by Gville11 March 16, 2011

Sandicap

A sandicap is a sandbaggers handicap. In golf, one plays to their specific handicap, which allows them x shots per round. However, some take advantage of this and claim they are worse than they actually are in order to gain more strokes. This type of person would be known as a sandicapper.

Even though Dan usually shoots par for the course, he has his handicap listed as a 10. This 10 would be Dan's sandicap.

by mFranchize March 14, 2012

stonedicated

When you're stoned, and intoxicated, and maybe feel vindicated about current issues by being enhanced...et al.

Man, I was so stonedicated at that rally last night. Blissfully stoned and mildly intoxicated and so vindicated by the power of people.
stoned intoxicated vindicated

by mstrogers April 19, 2018

Spandicap

A person that is both handicaped and a spastic

oh that Katie one is a spandicap

by Sexy moma May 17, 2019

Swandicap

Just another word for idiot

Hes such a swandicap

by anonymous April 6, 2021