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Swampster 

(noun) 1) any illegal alien, 2) an immigrant that refuses to assimilate with local customs and speaks with an accent even after being a national long enough that the accent requires effort, 3) a new recruit from hell possessing a human, or the human who is possessed by said swampster, 4) a person lacking religion, 5) a scientist, 6) worshippers of aliens

(adj) 1) any act preceded by ulterior motives, 2) Godless scientology nonsense

For example:
"see that motha fugger right there?"
"freak'in swampster"
"see that motha fugger right there?"
"freak'in swampster"
Swampster by theoneandonlyzenkenone December 7, 2021
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Swampster 

A swampster is a hipster girl who's choochie smells like dirty swamp water.
That swampsters pussy stank.
Swampster by IwannabeaDJ February 7, 2022

swampshire

when no simple thing is easy due to the fact one is extremely high or zooted
"you tryin to make a quesadilla?"
"nah man, way to swampshire"
swampshire by jon loan June 27, 2012

swagmaster3000 

having major swag. more swag than a regular swagmaster.
"Did you see Taylor's pants?" yeah, he is not a swagmaster3000

spamster 

spam + Pam + Hamster, used in the the show, The Office.
Micheal Scott - Spamster..
Pam - umm, Pam plus spam plus...
Micheal Scott - hamster
Me - lmao! that was so comical!
spamster by \Bunit/ January 9, 2008

Swagmaster. 

A swagmaster is someone who has so much swag that it is almost unbearable, they have the greatest amount of swagger possible to mankind, and it is very rare to see one. IF you do happen to come across a swagmaster, be respectful!! if you arent, him&his possy will overpower you with their swag. and you dont want that to happen.
kelly: "yeah so i was like he-"
melanie: "OMG ITS THE SWAGMASTER."
swagmaster: *sup nod*
kelly&melanie: "oh... my... god. we were just acknowledged by the swagmaster."
Swagmaster. by ohheyyitsmee. March 20, 2011

Swamptroll 

a women, usually larger in stature who looks as if she is a troll, fresh from the swamps
Darryl: Hey man did you see that fat chick eating all that food at the party!

Sly Dog: ya she was a total swamptroll.
Swamptroll by Vern Mayberry March 27, 2009
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I hit a real purple patch.

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