A shart see shart that produces vapors consisting of sweat and fecal matter. Typically found in warmer or high stress situations or environments that produces an excessive amount of anal sweat. Side effects usually consist of warm itchy sphincter, and dampness of pants.
Last week at wrestling practice a blasted a mean swampshart and was told to hit the showers.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)