swampshire

when no simple thing is easy due to the fact one is extremely high or zooted

"you tryin to make a quesadilla?"
"nah man, way to swampshire"

by jon loan June 27, 2012

Swampfire

The act of putting mud on the floor, putting lit flowers around the mud, and having sex in the middle of the mud.

We tried to Swampfire the other night, it felt like the Dark Sacrament.

by RedneckGamer January 27, 2015

Swampshart

A shart see shart that produces vapors consisting of sweat and fecal matter. Typically found in warmer or high stress situations or environments that produces an excessive amount of anal sweat. Side effects usually consist of warm itchy sphincter, and dampness of pants.

Last week at wrestling practice a blasted a mean swampshart and was told to hit the showers.

Last night my girlfriend shart the bed, swampshart!

by C-leb and Tha Derch August 12, 2008

swankshire

1. a league of people who exhibit significant traits of SWANK.

2. fashionable, admirable,slightly cocky and evidently confident subset of individuals.

1. look at me gurl, dnt i just repp SWANKSHIRE !!!

2. Every thing about her shows she must have ties to swankshire.

by teeweezee April 20, 2009