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Swaltz

The specific way of walking as favored by really creepy people who think way too highly of themselves.
Jesus Quintana swaltzed over to the Dude and asked, “Are you ready to be fucked, man?”
by ShalomianMonk July 29, 2019
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Aaron Swartz

Aaron Swartz

A legend in every sense of the word. A true martyr for internet freedom, killed by the government because he was just too damn smart for them to keep up with him. Rest in peace sir, your legacy remains immortal.

1/11/13
Never forget.
Aaron Swartz is a goddamn hero.
by DishBeforeTheMainDish February 12, 2013
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Swartz Creek Academy

An alternative school in Swartz creek Michigan where every single person there vapes all day long in school and teachers don’t make you do anything.
I go to Swartz Creek Academy I’m not graduating.
by Mr Nolen November 19, 2019
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Swartzing

Public fingerbanging. Usually carried out by an inebriated male in a location he misperceives to provide privacy requisite for the desired degree of intimacy (i.e. against a chain-link fence bounding an outdoor party). Traditional costume comprises leather shorts on the swartzing agent and, obviously, a skirt on the action's receiver. Not to be confused with a futon-fingerbang.

Swartzing was first defined in New Haven, CT, and has since spread in usage to much of the Northeast.
"what the hell is Hunter doing to that chick?"

"Looks like he's giving her a good swartzing"

"Is he wearing leather shorts too?"

"He is, indeed, his technique is flawless"
by Heavyweight July 31, 2008
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Swalt

A word to suggest something is negative. Used commonly by the younger generation, this word can imply something is bad, stupid or useless.
It may also be used as a degoratory term for someone, implying that they are terrible at everything they do, they are stupid or simply a bint.
It may be used for both genders.
Person A: Bro, what did Mrs. Cox give you for English?
Person B: I did sick, man got a D
Person A: Man what you on, thats swalt
by Jamie623 January 26, 2016
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Jeffrey Swartz

Drink named after the Famous Dancer Jeffrey Swartz, known for the snap'n stomp, which consists of Half Sprite, Half Lemonade.
Mmmm this Jeffrey Swartz is delicious!

Man, oh man, I love Jeffrey Swartz in my mouth!
by Edo Azran May 22, 2008
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