swail

to drink alcohol at great speeds

After work on Thursday, we all went down to Jay's and swailed all of the beer in the fridge.

by T. Lux. April 30, 2003

swail

Suicide fails

When Tedrick got rejected by Andrea, Tedrick tried to jump off the 1st floor to the ground floor but he swailed because he landed on an emergency inflated balloon.

by coolquack7 November 13, 2014

Swaile

A rare African Swallow that is known for its peculiar migrating habits. The female of the species carries a coconut to the territory of their mate. Due to the cooperative nature of the Swaile the coconut is often stung between two females as to insure a greater success rate in its transportation.

That fucking Swaile dropped a coconut on my head!

by encyclopedia purple April 24, 2010

Connie Swail

An older female virgin, as in the movie Dragnet.

I was really into her until I found out she was a Connie Swail. I don't want that kind of pressure.

by ATMofMN March 12, 2010

Yargo Swail

A term, first used in the 1980s, to describe an obese woman that is sexually attractive.

Take a look at that Yargo Swail; she is hot.

by Count Ceebula May 11, 2011

Pre-Swail

Canadian in origin;

Getting together to drink at someone's house, before going out.

Let's go over to Jim's house and Pre-Swail before we hit the Club.

by Hoser Lingo January 9, 2010

Swails

A person in which scientest have claimed to be the cutest person on in all of existence, nothing has ever been proven more cute.

How's swails is the cutest baby, that's a fact!

by i<3a<3n<3 October 13, 2023