swail

to drink alcohol at great speeds

After work on Thursday, we all went down to Jay's and swailed all of the beer in the fridge.

swail by T. Lux. April 30, 2003

swail

Suicide fails

When Tedrick got rejected by Andrea, Tedrick tried to jump off the 1st floor to the ground floor but he swailed because he landed on an emergency inflated balloon.

swail by coolquack7 November 13, 2014

Connie Swail 

An older female virgin, as in the movie Dragnet.

I was really into her until I found out she was a Connie Swail. I don't want that kind of pressure.

Connie Swail by ATMofMN March 11, 2010

Yargo Swail 

A term, first used in the 1980s, to describe an obese woman that is sexually attractive.

Take a look at that Yargo Swail; she is hot.

Yargo Swail by Count Ceebula June 4, 2011

Pre-Swail 

Canadian in origin;

Getting together to drink at someone's house, before going out.

Let's go over to Jim's house and Pre-Swail before we hit the Club.

Pre-Swail by Hoser Lingo January 9, 2010

yard sailing 

A phrase used to describe the art of shopping at large numbers of yard sales, garage sales, and estate sales.

"I can't WAIT to go yard sailing this weekend!"

"Yard sailing is my favorite activity of late."

"There's nothing I would rather do than go yard sailing."

yard sailing by www.babysue.com May 9, 2006

birthing a sailor 

The act of a U.S. Marine sitting on the toilet and delivering a large 'deuece' aka BM. While the term has never been fully embraced by the Navy, it persist nonetheless.

George to John, "where the fuck have you been" ? John replies, "Oh man, I was 'giving birthing a sailor," George sardonically replies, "I hope the little fella did not require an episiotomy."

birthing a sailor by LaughingAloud April 14, 2010