swailure 

n. (swale-yur) failure to portrait swag.
a fail at being cool.

Ricky: I love pokemon!
Jake: swailure, bro.

swailure by ricky>jake August 19, 2011

Snailure 

Its so much worse than a fail that it can only be described by something that a snail probably did.

Jamie- "Hi ill have one fries please"

Matt- "Wow what a retard did he really just say that? Hes a snailure who probably drinks his own cum."

Snailure by lil pga pro 1 May 15, 2009

Sailure 

When a sailor is a dumbass and fails.

When a sailor fails to use judgement.

(Hey Bob, that guy's a Sailure waiting to happen.)

Sailure by Soup Sandwich May 26, 2009

snailure 

when some one fails at snail trailing

jenny and her friends are having a sleep over

jill sneaks off with jan to jenny's brothers room

jill gives jenny's brother a snail trail (when a girl wipes her pussy across someone's face )

jenny's brother wakes up not knowing what's going on

jill get's scared and pees in his face

jan runs back and tells all her friends and tells then anout how much a snailure jill is

snailure by c0rn d0g March 2, 2011