Definitions by coolquack7

swail

Suicide fails

When Tedrick got rejected by Andrea, Tedrick tried to jump off the 1st floor to the ground floor but he swailed because he landed on an emergency inflated balloon.

swail by coolquack7 November 13, 2014

Fingering 

To practice your finger pressing on a musical instrument
The act of inserting a finger in a vag.

Tedrick: Hey I'm practicing my fingering on my recorder!
Caitlin: Practice makes perfect!

Jack: -inserts a finger in Lori's vag-
Lori: -moans- ugh
Jack: -fingers deeper-
Lori: -moans- Jack, please
Jack: -inserts 3 fingers in her vag at once & wiggles the fingers inside the vag-
Lori: -cums- ugh Jack please it kinda hurts -moan-
Jack: -snicker- make me! -keeps fingering deeply-
Lori: -cums again- ugh I'm cumming again -cums again- please Jack stop

Jack: Fine -then inserts dick in-
Lori: -moans in pleasure- this is better

Fingering by coolquack7 November 13, 2014

Cosmic milkshake 

When the men's cum gets mixed with the woman's cum.

While Christy was sucking Jack's dick, Jack couldn's stand it anymore so Jack fucked Christy & they both cummed at the same time, making a cosmic milkshake as the cums got mixed together.

Cosmic milkshake by coolquack7 November 12, 2014

dick 

A man's private part used to pee/to have sex.

Sandy zipped his pants down as his long dick went out as he peed in the urinal.

dick by coolquack7 November 11, 2014

Vagina 

A woman's private part used to pee/entrance for a dick to be inserted in

Lori was waiting at her apartment door. Sandy went in the apartment, shocked when he saw Lori topless. Lori's breasts were nice and large. Sandy quickly undressed himself and pulled Lori's panties down. Lori's vagina was a bit fuzzy but not really hairy. Sandy inserted his dick slowly in her vagina. "Ohh ahhh yess baby... Deeper... Ohhhh" Lori moaned. Sandy got harder and he pushed his dick deeper in Lori's vagina. Lori moaned and shouted Sandy's name. "Shout my name louder or I'll take my dick out," Sandy said. "SANDY!!!" Lori exclaimed. Sandy thrusts his dick deeper in. Lori moaned. Sandy took his dick out and started to finger Lori. "Ohhhhh yess baby... Ohhhh" Lori moaned. Suddenly, a woman named Christy rushed in the apartment room. "Lori... Lick my vagina!" Christy exclaimed. Lori quickly nodded and started to lick Christy's vagina as Sandy thrusted Christy's butt. Christy moaned hard, then she turned to Sandy and started sucking his dick. Sandy moaned and cummed in Christy's mouth. Christy swallowed the cum and she kissed Sandy's dick. Sandy thrusted his long dick in Christy's vagina as he fingered Lori. Sandy was so happy. They fell asleep with Sandy's dick in Christy's vagina and Sandy's finger in Lori's vagina.

Vagina by coolquack7 November 11, 2014

comic 

A book with many boxes and pictures.

Porn comics aren't good for your mind, but funny comics make you live longer.

comic by coolquack7 November 11, 2014

Frony 

A horny frozen addict.

Sonnie is a frony.

Frony by coolquack7 November 11, 2014