masturbate

To rub or do something to your own private parts for sexual pleasure.

You want to masturbate? It isn't a good idea for your sexual health.

by coolquack7 November 11, 2014

Cosmic milkshake

When the men's cum gets mixed with the woman's cum.

While Christy was sucking Jack's dick, Jack couldn's stand it anymore so Jack fucked Christy & they both cummed at the same time, making a cosmic milkshake as the cums got mixed together.

by coolquack7 November 12, 2014

Frony

A horny frozen addict.

Sonnie is a frony.

by coolquack7 November 11, 2014

Vater

To swallow disgusting things such as pee, lake water, toilet water, etc.

I don't like vatering.

by coolquack7 November 11, 2014

drink

To swallow liquid.

Drink wine
I'm drinking milk.
Drink water
I don't like to drink pee.
Drink juice
I don't want to drink your cum.
Drink soda

by coolquack7 November 11, 2014

comic

A book with many boxes and pictures.

Porn comics aren't good for your mind, but funny comics make you live longer.

by coolquack7 November 11, 2014

Horny

A person who is hungry for sex.

(Note: If you don't want to imagine weird things, quickly close this tab.) Lori was so horny. When she was driving in the car, she slipped a vibrator between her legs to make the ride more interesting. When she went home to her apartment, she couldn't stand it anymore. Lori stripped herself as she put her fingers in her vagina deeply inside as she moaned softly. Sandy and Jack rang the doorbell. She opened the door. Sandy and Jack ran quickly inside and undressed themselves. Lori's vagina was wet and Sandy started to thrust his rock-hard 10 inched dick in Lori. "Leave space for me!" Jack exclaimed as he also thrusts his 10-inched dick in Lori. Lori moaned in pleasure. Sandy and Jack kept thrusting deeper in Lori's vagina. Lori cummed and Jack cummed too. It was fullfilling Lori's pleasure.

by coolquack7 November 11, 2014