12 definitions by coolquack7

Drink wine
I'm drinking milk.
Drink water
I don't like to drink pee.
Drink juice
I don't want to drink your cum.
Drink soda
by coolquack7 November 11, 2014
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A book with many boxes and pictures.
Porn comics aren't good for your mind, but funny comics make you live longer.
by coolquack7 November 11, 2014
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A woman's private part used to pee/entrance for a dick to be inserted in
Lori was waiting at her apartment door. Sandy went in the apartment, shocked when he saw Lori topless. Lori's breasts were nice and large. Sandy quickly undressed himself and pulled Lori's panties down. Lori's vagina was a bit fuzzy but not really hairy. Sandy inserted his dick slowly in her vagina. "Ohh ahhh yess baby... Deeper... Ohhhh" Lori moaned. Sandy got harder and he pushed his dick deeper in Lori's vagina. Lori moaned and shouted Sandy's name. "Shout my name louder or I'll take my dick out," Sandy said. "SANDY!!!" Lori exclaimed. Sandy thrusts his dick deeper in. Lori moaned. Sandy took his dick out and started to finger Lori. "Ohhhhh yess baby... Ohhhh" Lori moaned. Suddenly, a woman named Christy rushed in the apartment room. "Lori... Lick my vagina!" Christy exclaimed. Lori quickly nodded and started to lick Christy's vagina as Sandy thrusted Christy's butt. Christy moaned hard, then she turned to Sandy and started sucking his dick. Sandy moaned and cummed in Christy's mouth. Christy swallowed the cum and she kissed Sandy's dick. Sandy thrusted his long dick in Christy's vagina as he fingered Lori. Sandy was so happy. They fell asleep with Sandy's dick in Christy's vagina and Sandy's finger in Lori's vagina.
by coolquack7 November 11, 2014
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A person who is hungry for sex.
(Note: If you don't want to imagine weird things, quickly close this tab.) Lori was so horny. When she was driving in the car, she slipped a vibrator between her legs to make the ride more interesting. When she went home to her apartment, she couldn't stand it anymore. Lori stripped herself as she put her fingers in her vagina deeply inside as she moaned softly. Sandy and Jack rang the doorbell. She opened the door. Sandy and Jack ran quickly inside and undressed themselves. Lori's vagina was wet and Sandy started to thrust his rock-hard 10 inched dick in Lori. "Leave space for me!" Jack exclaimed as he also thrusts his 10-inched dick in Lori. Lori moaned in pleasure. Sandy and Jack kept thrusting deeper in Lori's vagina. Lori cummed and Jack cummed too. It was fullfilling Lori's pleasure.
by coolquack7 November 11, 2014
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When the men's cum gets mixed with the woman's cum.
While Christy was sucking Jack's dick, Jack couldn's stand it anymore so Jack fucked Christy & they both cummed at the same time, making a cosmic milkshake as the cums got mixed together.
by coolquack7 November 12, 2014
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A guy that likes to joke, sometimes naughty, but most of the time cool. He may be nice at drawing.
That guy Dustin is so cool.
by coolquack7 November 9, 2014
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To rub or do something to your own private parts for sexual pleasure.
You want to masturbate? It isn't a good idea for your sexual health.
by coolquack7 November 11, 2014
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