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swagriculturist 

SWAGRICULTURIST- noun. An expert in swagriculture.

SWAGRICULTURE- noun . The science, art, or occupation concerned with cultivating swag, and feeding, breeding, and raising swag; farming swag.
Mike is a pimp, a straight up swagriculturist.
Everything she does cultivates swag, she's a swagriculturist.

swagidate 

When you intimidate someone by dressing with a high level of swag.
Greg is looking so fly today, I think he is trying to swagidate me.

Or

Did you see Jim decked out playing poker today? He was very swagidating.
swagidate by Djluns July 21, 2014

swagrifice 

the act of making a sacrifice through discomfort or other matters to add to your style or "swagger".
These shoes are a swagrifice because they hurt my feet but they boost my swag.
swagrifice by jereme flip murray September 2, 2010

Swagcident

An incident in which an individuals swagger is so strong that normal actions are equivalent to spitting game.
"Yo i just walked by and your girl just gave me her number. I didn't even ask for it!" "Pure swagcident."
Swagcident by gnarbreh April 12, 2010
(Noun) A SwagRod is that one thing that really just sets your swagger apart.

Sometimes its a tie.

Sometimes its the shoes.

Sometimes its the sunglasses.

Heck, sometimes its your fucking johnson.

A SwagRod is just your swaggers lone accessory
Many people can pull off a dope suit...but the sunglasses are the SwagRod
SwagRod by TheMiddler? October 4, 2011

swagriculture 

A proposed Bachelor's degree program that studies the art of looking exceptionally and exceedingly stylish at all times in all locations
Rappers, Hip Hop Artists, and NBA players are often graduates of swagriculture
swagriculture by Mick Idioms December 18, 2012