Swagriculturalist 

derived from agriculturalist which is a farmer(expert of agriculture); a swagriculturalist is one is who is an expert on swag and takes those w/ less swag under his wing until they have developed enough swag to get by on their own. Swagriculturalist also tend to have an excess of swag so potent that people around him get contact swag.

the "Swagriculturalist" friend (swag)
the not-so "Swagriculturalist" friend (not-so):

(swag) bro what are you doing to night?
(not-so) nothing :(
(swag) bro you should come hang out at this party, with us,
in this example the "not-so" becomes involved in a party the he/she would not of otherwise gone to and in attending this party (ensuring they DIDN'T make an ass of them self) has achieved more swag.
most of the time the "not-so" can and will simply gain swag form the Swagriculturalist friend directly.

Swagriculturalist by MUXmrk2 August 1, 2012

swagriculturist 

SWAGRICULTURIST- noun. An expert in swagriculture.

SWAGRICULTURE- noun . The science, art, or occupation concerned with cultivating swag, and feeding, breeding, and raising swag; farming swag.

Mike is a pimp, a straight up swagriculturist.
Everything she does cultivates swag, she's a swagriculturist.

swagriculturist by highvaluecontent April 3, 2017

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016