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skadiddle skadoodle 

The term used by only the greatest magicians in history. It is told that yelling the phrase can turn anyone's dick into a noodle.
Normie: Ugandan knuckles is funny
Person: SKADIDDLE SKADOODLE YOUR DICK IS NOW A NOODLE!!!!!
Normie: sHit
skadiddle skadoodle by Mr Garbell! February 21, 2018

Fricklemazingradilucious-Skatdiddleyo-rumplestiltskin-kinklepoop 

Expressing excitement - Tom Fletcher style.
Seriously, humans haven't invented a word that describes how I feel about this year and all the stuff we've got coming up for you guys...So I'll make one up...here goes... Fricklemazingradilucious-Skatdiddleyo-rumplestiltskin-kinklepoop.
a vehicle with one headlight burned out

The name of the game often played by high school boys when crusing the streets at night
The one who sees the one headlight car first shouts the word "spadiddle" and then gets to "frog" (hit with your fore-knuckle) the arm of the other passengers.
spadiddle by LarryB August 26, 2006

Swagdaddies 

There can be up to 10 people in this group called the Swagdaddies. There can be girls or boys but they are all savages. They are the most popular and cutest at their school..
Is that the savage swagdaddies group.
Swagdaddies by fcgdtghfhmk May 6, 2018

Shadiddle 

A shadiddle is where you take the classic car games padiddle and shiner and combine them into one fabulous sexual act. So, when a girl is giving a guy head he cums in her eye and then proceeds to say padiddle, on account of her having one eye "out". After that, when she is holding her eye he pees on her and on account of the yellow color punches her and says shiner! Then after these two actions are completed it is a successful shadiddle.
"Yeah, so last night I Shadiddled that girl I took home! She didn't call me back..."
Shadiddle by Shandawgg May 14, 2009

swatzdiddle 

The act of picking up a lamp and bashing it over your landlords head.
Yeah, did you hear? She Swatzdiddled her landlord.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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