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swagriculture 

A proposed Bachelor's degree program that studies the art of looking exceptionally and exceedingly stylish at all times in all locations
Rappers, Hip Hop Artists, and NBA players are often graduates of swagriculture
swagriculture by Mick Idioms December 18, 2012
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Swagriculture 

The act of growing illegal crops, such as marijuana.
Jamal recently joined the swagriculture movement, though his crops aren't of the best quality.
Swagriculture by Radadactyl June 15, 2017

swagriculturist 

SWAGRICULTURIST- noun. An expert in swagriculture.

SWAGRICULTURE- noun . The science, art, or occupation concerned with cultivating swag, and feeding, breeding, and raising swag; farming swag.
Mike is a pimp, a straight up swagriculturist.
Everything she does cultivates swag, she's a swagriculturist.

swaggroculture 

Noun: the art of growing things with mad swag.
Person 1: Crop rotation is key to ensure nutrients are properly retained in the soil.

Person 2: You have mad swaggroculture.

Person 1: Thank you! I agree whole heartily good sir!
swaggroculture by Swagger Dagger November 24, 2012

Swagriculturalist 

derived from agriculturalist which is a farmer(expert of agriculture); a swagriculturalist is one is who is an expert on swag and takes those w/ less swag under his wing until they have developed enough swag to get by on their own. Swagriculturalist also tend to have an excess of swag so potent that people around him get contact swag.
the "Swagriculturalist" friend (swag)
the not-so "Swagriculturalist" friend (not-so):

(swag) bro what are you doing to night?
(not-so) nothing :(
(swag) bro you should come hang out at this party, with us,
in this example the "not-so" becomes involved in a party the he/she would not of otherwise gone to and in attending this party (ensuring they DIDN'T make an ass of them self) has achieved more swag.
most of the time the "not-so" can and will simply gain swag form the Swagriculturalist friend directly.
Swagriculturalist by MUXmrk2 August 1, 2012
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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