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Swaggerment 

Thé swaggerment way of saying something is swag it’s the swaggerest of the swags
“So how was it?”
“Swaggerment.”

“I just bought you a 180cm tall Nagito Komaeda cardboard cutout”
“That’s swaggerment”
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Swaggermeister 

1) Noun: the person with the most swagger at an event can be known as the swaggermeister, like the 'life of the party'. 2) Noun: A person who drinks excessive amounts of Jagermeister while maintaining a state of swagger.
1) That guy there between those broads is the swaggermeister.
2) We all got slizzard off of Jagermeister but that guy who can still walk takes it like a swaggermeister!

Swaggamentia 

The decomposition of your brain when you have so much swag that your brain deletes itself
You know Johnny?
The swagalious one?
Yeah, he’s so swagger that he’s got forgets everything!
Swaggamentia?
Yeah!
Swaggamentia by MF Girls April 20, 2021

swaggerleetv 

Asian streamer who streams himself playing h1z1, a game that requires no skill and is often swarmed by Asians from chinese servers. He is an entertaining streamer but is the type of dude to beat you up for posting a crappy definition of him on urban dictionary.
Hey dude! Have you followed SwaggerLeeTV on twitch yet? If not then go follow him!
swaggerleetv by Bosster November 5, 2017

swaggermonster 

When someone's natural animal magnetism or machismo exudes sexuality, and pure virility. Usually, but not limited to, someone with really long arms that sway behind them like a cape that represents a giant penis that makes all other penis's in the room go flacid immediately from insecurity and doubt.
example: ''Daaaam, he's on fire with ladies. They can't resist that swaggermonster''
swaggermonster by Remmy4SHO September 15, 2011

Swaggerjets 

Synonymous with 'Swaggerpants' or just 'swag'.
"Calm your swaggerjets."
Swaggerjets by omgbeckysass October 24, 2012
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