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I've just realized that I've been suzing all of the texts to my girlfriend. No wonder she's so pissed.
Suzing by Token gamma January 4, 2012
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sight sizing 

1. Looking at a woman's breasts and being able to tell her cup and bra size
<woman takes off her shirt>

woman:are you good at sight sizing, sir?

man:why yes i actually am. you are about a 34a, right?

woman:thats right. howd you guess?

man:im good at sight sizing.
sight sizing by Fandangoooooooo September 3, 2006
Related Words
Suzing Sizing up sizing suing sueing suming chen Susing suzin Skzing subing

Sizing up 

The act of checking someone out to see if you can take them in a fight
Chad told me he was sizing up brad and he thinks he can take him.
Sizing up by DomToretto July 17, 2021
It’s the alternative spelling for suing but this one is better it makes more sense.
sueing is a word it’s in the urban dictionary
sueing by qwerty285 March 2, 2019

delusional sizing 

1.when someone pretends they are a few clothing sizes smaller than they are (i.e. Mariah Carey)

2. when a man thinks his cock is much larger (or smaller) than it actually is
Mariah swears she wears a size 6...her assistants replace size 12 tags with 6's to accomodate her delusional sizing

Some guys love to flash their cocks because they think it is bigger than it actually is...when people laugh, they may realize it's a case of delusional sizing
delusional sizing by Meadow Soprano November 16, 2005

vanity sizing

"Vanity Sizing" is a brand's way of appealing to a customer's ego by slapping a size 2 label on a garment that's much more like a 6.
“Vanity Sizing” is the new epidemic in Hollywood!
vanity sizing by PatB123 July 19, 2006
Oooh dat nigga was just sizing you. You gonna let dat go?
sizing by alypd September 12, 2006
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Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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