Something that seems cool/interesting/fun/etc., but the source/details/specifics are relatively suspicious
My friend came to my house to hang out today, and had a huge gallon bag full of some greenery, and a stack full of $100 bills! The only issue is, he is unemployed and never has any money. Is my house about to get taken over by whoever he stole this from…? This situation is SussyBussin….
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.