Typical UHaul lesbian with a passion for not-fashion and highland cows. She strongly identifies with the L word and finds great pleasure in the idea of owning a strap that can not only provide the function of artificial insemination, that will not only provide her with an Ethiopian son named Mike, but "keep this pussy tight forever." She (currently) dreams of becoming a botanist and starting her own cum-unity garden in order to feed the underprivileged and wean them off of beef diets like baby highland cows off the teat.
by skskskskboy September 3, 2019
Get the Susanning mug.The act of being overly obsessed with an artist/person/character/etc.
STalker + fAN = STAN
Eminem's song "Stan" embodied all the aspects of what it means to be a huge fanatic of a music artist, and the word has since been used to encompass all obsessive fan behavior.
STalker + fAN = STAN
Eminem's song "Stan" embodied all the aspects of what it means to be a huge fanatic of a music artist, and the word has since been used to encompass all obsessive fan behavior.
My Xander love comes from my Buffy stanning.
I've been stanning Beyonce for so long I couldn't stop if I wanted to.
I've been stanning Beyonce for so long I couldn't stop if I wanted to.
by strmlndbtrfly June 12, 2012
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The act of masturbating among your peers without them noticing.
Climax is signalled with a sharp honking sound.
Youths up and down the country have begun 'swanning' as a way to earn social status among their friends.
Climax is signalled with a sharp honking sound.
Youths up and down the country have begun 'swanning' as a way to earn social status among their friends.
'Oh god, I just caught matthew swanning again.'
'Honk! Honk! Honk!'
'Doesn't count mate, we saw you whack it out.'
'Honk! Honk! Honk!'
'Doesn't count mate, we saw you whack it out.'
by bareswanage420 September 23, 2016
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Originates from the slang 'scran', a colloquialism used by those in the Royal Navy meaning food.
Originates from the slang 'scran', a colloquialism used by those in the Royal Navy meaning food.
by pratwithabeard February 25, 2013
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Bob: "yeah great lad, was up all night scranning batty"
Bob: "yeah great lad, was up all night scranning batty"
by StraightestofGs May 28, 2020
Get the scranning batty mug.1. The state one finds oneself in after excessive alcohol/drugs consumption.
2. The state one finds oneself in after working to long scanning barcodes
2. The state one finds oneself in after working to long scanning barcodes
1. You should have seen Katie at the party last night - She was totally scanning out
2. Katie can't meet us in BBs - she's worked overtime and is totally scanned out
2. Katie can't meet us in BBs - she's worked overtime and is totally scanned out
by OG Funk April 10, 2007
Get the scanning out mug.The fine art/act of stalking, scrutinizing and mentally/physically tormenting a person as if they were your girlfriend or boyfriend. This is usually because the person who is doing the spanning is arrogant, a pompous windbag or they feel like they are owed. They have feelings for the person they span and have decided that person belongs to them without the consent, permission, reciprocation of same feelings or even the knowledge of the victim they span. The art/act of spanning is often conducted in front of friends or others in an effort to embarrass and belittle the person they span into acting the way they desire.
Person 1: Did you change the locks to lock me out of my own house??!
Person 2: Where tne fuck were you? Who did you leave with?
Person 1: None of your business, quit spanning me!
Person 2: Where tne fuck were you? Who did you leave with?
Person 1: None of your business, quit spanning me!
by poonanni May 3, 2016
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