Surproused 

Surprisingly-Aroused.
When you are surprised to become aroused by something (most likely something rather unusual)

Philip was surproused when he saw an old lady trip over the curb.

Surproused by bassbassbass September 10, 2009

Surproused 

1. The feeling of surprise, mixed with that of arousal.

2. Being surprised at the fact that you're aroused; to be aroused at something that you wouldn't expect.

1. When you receive a blowjob without warning, you become surproused.

2. "I got a boner whilst watching Scooby Doo - I was totally surproused."

Surproused by fir3insid3 May 18, 2011

Surproused 

(adjective)
The act of being sexually aroused by something that you would not have expected to arouse you.

"So then she showed me the whip she keeps in her closet and it turned me on. It was weird, I never really thought of that stuff as hot."
"Sounds like you got pretty surproused"

Surproused by Valkur90 November 2, 2013

Surprised the hell out of me 

Well, as you could probably guess it means that you are surprised. But it’s surprised in BIG CAPITAL LETTERS with explosions, earthquakes and tidal waves followed by a total eclipse of the sun. It’s the sort of surprise that you would feel when as you were feeding your cat she looked up at you and said “You’re fucking joking! I’m not eating that; it looks like puke and smells like shit! Get me some chicken or a piece of oak smoked ham, you arsehole.”

Malcolm actually did something right first time, it surprised the hell out of me.

Surprised the hell out of me by AKACroatalin December 15, 2016

after that cubic shit im not surprised

"After that cubic shit im not surprised" came from a video made by MegaCapitalG on January 30, 2017 about how the Yu-Gi-Oh community is "Toxic". After this video was made, multiple Yu-Gi-Oh Youtubers followed up with a video disagreeing with his opinions and one by the name of Glasgowygo, another Yu-Gi-Oh Youtuber, made a video debunking his claims. In MegaCapitalG's video, he said his main reason for making the video was because someone commented "After that cubic shit im not surprised". This came from the countless amount of videos he made on a deck called Cubics, mainly hyping the deck and showing off what the deck can do. Shortly afterwards, many viewers started commenting on his videos the same quote "After that cubic shit im not surprised" and has now became a meme on his channel and in the Yu-Gi-Oh Community.

*MegaCapitalG makes a video*
"After that cubic shit im not surprised"

after that cubic shit im not surprised by Celza May 17, 2017

if anyone ever finds this i will be so surprised 

Wow, you found it. That means I must be surprised right. Wait a minute does this mean I have to be surprised right when you find it. SHIT!
(Phrase)
I Feeling of surprise as someone finds something. It's pretty self explanatory.

As I bury the body I say to my companion, If anyone ever finds this I will be so surprised.

if anyone ever finds this i will be so surprised by flieww February 11, 2018

i wouldn't be surprised if we never saw denise richards again 

A phrase so commonly used by Trixie Mattel, that it is canon now.

Jake: Yo dawg, where is that chick Denise Richards nowadays?
Logan: I wouldn't be surprised if we never saw Denise Richards again.

i wouldn't be surprised if we never saw denise richards again by Glass Half-Full August 29, 2021