surprise buttsex 

Anal sex, only unexpected. If you were suddenly penetrated anally, you'd be surprised too.

*Sneaks up behind a person* Surprise buttsex!

surprise buttsex by Forced anonymous April 21, 2006

surprise buttsex 

A 3rd of Ameretto a 3rd of vodka and a 3rd of baileys Irish cream. Pours in a shot glass vodka 1st then ameretto then the baileys and enjoy.

Delicious shotty aka the beat shot ever called surprise Buttsex

surprise buttsex by DjoneZ October 30, 2011

Surprise Trombone Buttsex 

Surprise Trombone Buttsex

Where trombones yell surprise buttsex and bang their bells together so that the noise echos in the room. Before engaging in trombone buttsex it is encouraged to lube your self up with cream, slide-o-mix, water, or all of the above.

Usually gets strange looks from everyone in the room.

It doesn't have to be with the brass trombones, because trombone is also a code word for boner. It is possible for a man and a women or a man and a man or even a women and women (if parts are there) to engage in surprise buttsex.

just go up to the partner, yell suprise, and pull down your pants and their pants and in engage in angry buttsex without lube.

Lube is optional but if u want to feel anything tmrw use it.

horny man 1: What sex?

horny group: Butt sex!

horny man 1: What sex?

horny group: Butt sex!

Together: Surpise Trombone Buttsex!

(then procede to engage in buttsex or trombone buttsex)

horny man 1: hey

girl 1: hey

horny man 1: Surprise Trombone Buttsex!

Surprise Trombone Buttsex by creatorofsuprisebuttsex October 4, 2009

SURPRISE BUTTSECKS

When the spy, featured on the PS3, and PC game, Team Fortress 2, attempts to stab you (one of the 8 other male characters) in the back, but instead, gives you "Surprise Buttsecks" after, the trending songs and videos on YouTube.

*The Blue Scout, is defeating the red team when suddenly-*
Spy: "SURPRISE BUTTSECKS", BUTTSECKS, B-B-B-B-B-BUTT-SECKS!!

SURPRISE BUTTSECKS by TeamFortress2Fangirl June 12, 2012

surprise buttsecks

To give someone anal sex at an unexpected time, or place. Perfect for those special moments.

A: Me and my gf had a really romantic date last night. Saw titanic.
B: nice
A: yeah, and then when that stupid boat sank, i gave her surprise buttsecks!!!1 kekekekeekk
B: WTF??

surprise buttsecks by the real rick james December 7, 2005

Surprise Buttsecks

When going at it like dogs, the penis, moving quickly, then ejects from the vagina and enters the anus, often resulting in pain and extreme terror/pleasure.

Often to calm the victim of this "surprise", the penetrator yells

"SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!!" in a vain attempt to make light of this magical , yet, often horrible experience.

Man: Oh yeah baby

Woman: Harder!
Man: opps i slipp.....
Woman: Ow. OWWWWW!!!!!!!
Man: Surprise Buttsecks!!!!!!
Woman: this date is over! Bus driver let me off here!!!!!!

Surprise Buttsecks by The Poonman July 3, 2009

surprise butt sex 

to randomly dry hump someone from behind

Joey: SURPRISE BUTT SEX!!!!! *dry hump's yuig*
Yuig: Joey, with you its never a surprise...

surprise butt sex by motherly love January 18, 2010