Surmbo

surmbo: a rediculous scheme waiting to backfire at any moment or a plan or idea that seems to go backwards

This whole new word idea is surmbo

by Benny January 18, 2004

southern surfboard

A very risky maneuver when you go out on the swamp and find yourself a gator. Once you get on that gator, you risk your tootsies by dangling them over the mouth hole of that gator.

Me and my cousin snuck out to go southern surfboarding this weekend down in the glades.

by Welcometothegame2markiplier April 14, 2019

mexican surfboard

A guy lays down and a girl sits on his dick. She puts her legs on both sides of the guy and starts bouncing up and down, riding him like a surfboard.

Guy 1: How did things go with you and Rachel last night?

Guy 2: Great, she gave me a mexican surfboard.

by chochmaster May 30, 2010

surboss

In gaming, a surboss is a boss battle fought after a main boss, as distinct from a superboss which is, as a rule, vastly tougher and more powerful than a regular boss and may stand alone, like a regular boss, and contrasting with a subboss that is fought BEFORE a main boss.

Tenkai and Matabe, both of Sengoku Basara, are surbosses.

by Bogan of the Desert November 13, 2019

sumboi

Mostly used in Scotland as slang for some person who is liked by everyone. someone special

"aw man scott theres sumboi"

by sumboi December 31, 2016

Surfbort

Heard most commonly in the Beyonce song "Drunk in Love", Surfbort is a sexual position where a male lays in the tub with his knees bent. The woman straddles him with her back towards him so she can ride his dick by holding onto his thighs, much like holding onto a surfboard and bobbing through the ocean.

"Fill the tub up half way and ride it with my surfbort."

by xxx-tk2 May 6, 2014

Hanging ten on a southern surfboard

Going to the swamp, and "surfing" on a gator with your toes hanging near the gator's mouth.

Bob: Hey, buddy! How was your weekend?
Buddy: Oh, you know. Just hanging ten on a southern surfboard.
Bob: Damn. How many toes did you lose?
Buddy: surprisingly, only 2. Garry Gator is getting used to me.

by Urbanizationfiltration May 27, 2018