Surmo 

One extremely tall gangly mother fucker.

I saw a surmo today. Wow weird.

Surmo by roomie2232121 March 25, 2009

Surmo 

Surmo is defined as being above Omni tiers. It is the combination of two or more Omni and is above all else.

'His power levels are above Surmo'

Surmo by Kenniedy5089 December 20, 2022

Child sermonizing 

This is the preaching of a naive, but self-righteous person who thinks that they know more about life than others.

The sophomore was child sermonizing about worldwide ills in a way that would be laughable, if not so obnoxious!

Child sermonizing by I, Wreckerrr October 20, 2016

summoning the genie 

Masturbation. Can be used for either males or females, as long as the act requires rubbing with a hand.

I spent all night summoning the genie when I shoulda been working on my term paper. Now it's going to be late and I have a hand cramp!

summoning the genie by FauxFoe February 15, 2018

surmission

An idea or opinion based on insufficiently conclusive evidence; a conjecture. (via dictionary.com) It is the noun form of the verb "surmise." For some reason not recognised as a word by "legitimate" dictionaries. Dictionary.com strangely thinks that the noun form of "surmise" is, again, "surmise", which is just silly. Potentially first used and thus invented by me.

If one makes a surmission, said surmission is generally incorrect, as per the definition of the word.

surmission by Scalabrini July 6, 2004

SureMotor1208 

The most amazing and beautiful Redditor to ever live and breath the air we do

I love SureMotor1208 and everything she posts

SureMotor1208 by dogcrappa June 21, 2022

summon a bus 

To light a cigarette while waiting for a bus at a bus stop. Derived from the belief in murphy's/sod's law, which states that a bus (on which smoking is not permitted) will always arrive shortly after a cigarette is lit.

(Man waiting for bus): "Ill just summon the bus.."

summon a bus by oracle March 7, 2005