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superfans 

A group of overweight,dedicated Chicago Sports team fans. Devoted to da Bears and da Bulls. They were once honored by the presence of Michael Jordan, with whom they hula danced.
Superfans Brain Teasers:

Superfan #1: Who would win in a fight, between Ditka, and God?

Superfan #2: That's a trick question there Bob. Ditka IS God.

Superfan #1: Who would win if the Bears' team bus was in the Indianappolis 500?

Superfan #2: Who's driving the bus?

Superfan #1: Ditka's driving the bus.

Superfan #2: Da Bears would win.
superfans by P-faff August 14, 2006
Words you can keep

Superfamily 

a family consisting of a married Tony Stark and Steve Rogers (see Stony, Superhusbands), including a baby Peter Parker who usually is paired with Deadpool. (See Spideypool)
Superfamily is a layered ship with the cutest fanart!
Superfamily by choapie January 23, 2015

Superfast Jellyfish 

A super colorful song about a breakfast food that only takes 3 microwave minutes. It's by Gorillaz, and Features De La Soul and Gruff Rhys. By the time this song is over your Superfast Jellyfish should be delicious and pipping hot.
Dude 1: Man, I have to wait 3 whole minutes for my shit to be ready!
Dude 2: Let's just listen to Superfast Jellyfish
Dude 1: HELL YEAH!

supercancersyphillaids 

Worse than supercancer or supercanceraids. But still a made up disease to poke fun at the fact that pretty much everything you do will either give you cancer, aids, or syphillis. Mainly cancer.
Dude, Jassy's lookin hot today!

Look but don't touch man, she's been around Vegas several times - she got the supercancersyphillaids. Make yo dick hang sideways and then some.

Superfantastic

The name of a particularly potent kind of LSD that was made in California, USA.
That Superfantastic acis sure lived up to its name!
Superfantastic by djsynchro January 14, 2012

supercanceraids 

A hypothetical terminal illness borne from living in excess. Known to the state of California to cause supercancersyphillaids.
I chew gum all the time; I can't wait until they find out it causes supercanceraids.

Man that pipe dope smells funny. Probably get the supercanceraids from it.

SuperFart 

The product of two gentlemen's flatulence in a confined area. The SuperFart happens when one gentlemen needs to fart, and he informs the other what he is about to do, and the other tells him he will also fart, to ease the worry of wether or not he will stink up the confined area. They fart in unison, and the confined area becomes a supermassive fartgas cloud in which the article encyclopediadramatica.com/Kittens was born.

See Brappy.
SuperFart! It's a Good Idea!

SuperFart by OMGWTFBBQ22 March 16, 2008
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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