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superfans 

A group of overweight,dedicated Chicago Sports team fans. Devoted to da Bears and da Bulls. They were once honored by the presence of Michael Jordan, with whom they hula danced.
Superfans Brain Teasers:

Superfan #1: Who would win in a fight, between Ditka, and God?

Superfan #2: That's a trick question there Bob. Ditka IS God.

Superfan #1: Who would win if the Bears' team bus was in the Indianappolis 500?

Superfan #2: Who's driving the bus?

Superfan #1: Ditka's driving the bus.

Superfan #2: Da Bears would win.
superfans by P-faff August 14, 2006
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Superfamily 

a family consisting of a married Tony Stark and Steve Rogers (see Stony, Superhusbands), including a baby Peter Parker who usually is paired with Deadpool. (See Spideypool)
Superfamily is a layered ship with the cutest fanart!
Superfamily by choapie January 23, 2015

Superfast Jellyfish 

A super colorful song about a breakfast food that only takes 3 microwave minutes. It's by Gorillaz, and Features De La Soul and Gruff Rhys. By the time this song is over your Superfast Jellyfish should be delicious and pipping hot.
Dude 1: Man, I have to wait 3 whole minutes for my shit to be ready!
Dude 2: Let's just listen to Superfast Jellyfish
Dude 1: HELL YEAH!

supercancersyphillaids 

Worse than supercancer or supercanceraids. But still a made up disease to poke fun at the fact that pretty much everything you do will either give you cancer, aids, or syphillis. Mainly cancer.
Dude, Jassy's lookin hot today!

Look but don't touch man, she's been around Vegas several times - she got the supercancersyphillaids. Make yo dick hang sideways and then some.

Superfantastic

The name of a particularly potent kind of LSD that was made in California, USA.
That Superfantastic acis sure lived up to its name!
Superfantastic by djsynchro January 14, 2012

supercanceraids 

A hypothetical terminal illness borne from living in excess. Known to the state of California to cause supercancersyphillaids.
I chew gum all the time; I can't wait until they find out it causes supercanceraids.

Man that pipe dope smells funny. Probably get the supercanceraids from it.

SuperFart 

The product of two gentlemen's flatulence in a confined area. The SuperFart happens when one gentlemen needs to fart, and he informs the other what he is about to do, and the other tells him he will also fart, to ease the worry of wether or not he will stink up the confined area. They fart in unison, and the confined area becomes a supermassive fartgas cloud in which the article encyclopediadramatica.com/Kittens was born.

See Brappy.
SuperFart! It's a Good Idea!
SuperFart by OMGWTFBBQ22 March 16, 2008