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Michael Superbacker 

Michael Superbacker is a person who fell for a kickstarter scam (scam in question being the air umbrella) and stayed in the comments of said scam for 7 years, most known for appearing in penguinz0's videos every know and and then, Thanks to Allen Pan (Sufficiently Advanced) the air umbrella has been built, it is unknown if Michael has claimed it or not yet.

Michael always includes superbacker in his online presence, an example being his twitter @MSuperbacker

Some quotes
"Congratulations air umbrella! Dave W. , You where the first backer and I was the last 825th backer! :) Maybe we will both get an extra present/reward? :)" - late 2014
"Where the Fuck is my Money!? Where the Fuck is my Umbrella Mother Fuckers!!!???" - mid 2016
"Hello? I've been literally asking my mailman everyday... IS IT HERE???!!!, IS IT HERE???!!!, he just looks at me with a sad face :( please send my product soon,thank you." - early 2019
"Day 2,582... .... Woke up today in my tent by the river... it was really chilly and cold... only in the low 40s this morning. I found some blueberry patches yesterday along with an apple orchard. I am ready for the new fall season ahead ... The search goes on......." - Late 2021
"Michael is a man of focus, a force of nature so powerful not even the air umbrella can stop him." - Charles white (penguinz0) When talking about Michael Superbacker Jul 25 2021

Super Cracker 

The most supreme white man. Super Cracker defies nationality, only existing at the paragon of honkeyism.
Brian: I can't figure out what to do, help me Super Cracker!
Super Cracker by Joggin May 4, 2014

superstacker

biggggg poop... one which piles UP as opposed to OUT...
...I'm gonna leave a steaming superstacker on her desk so it will be covered with flies on monday!...
superstacker by blancitaloca April 11, 2008

supercrack 

When someone does something absolutely batshit insane, it is said that they are smoking supercrack.

Supercrack is just what it sounds like: crack, but super powered.
Joey: Wesley tried to score with that chick? What is he smoking?
Matt: Probably supercrack.
Joey: What's supercrack?
Matt: (punches Joey in the face)
supercrack by neo! August 3, 2009

Superchucker 

This is what this dildo named Chuck who called in for Tech Support named his iPod. It took me 5 minutes to figure out what the fuck he was talking about when he kept saying "Superchucker".
Superchucker is not showing up on my desktop.

Super cracker 

Ultra liberal white person who invents charges of racism against any person, any race or orientation.
The super crackers went after the college professor for his conservative views leveling charges of racism to get him removed.
Super cracker by Rlmacdoggle April 9, 2019