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superpenis 

my dick is a superpenis
superpenis by Logsta123 August 6, 2011

super penis 

an ordinary penis by day, which by night wears a well designed tiny cape in order to fight for truth, justice and action.
"Super penis saves the day" reports the daily wang.
super penis by herotext February 4, 2007

SuperMonis 

a word used to describe a bad person.
“i like to touch kids,”
damn you’re acting like supermonis!”
SuperMonis by bsbdkxncmw July 13, 2021

super penis 

When you use your penis that is over 12 inches on soft and shaped like a baseball bat which you fight crime in low level cities and prison and fuck your mom
I used my super penis to fuck your mom and save your city last night

Superphisticated 

Jen, you can't show up to a fancy wine tasting party wearing just anything. It's important to look important and superphisticated!
Superphisticated by flankd November 14, 2010

Teaspoon Sugarpenis 

A Teaspoon Sugarpenis is the most desirable of the Sugarpenis Trinity. It weighs in at approximately 13 lb., and is an average of 3 inches long. But what makes the Teaspoon Sugarpenis stand out, is its 15 inch diameter and ability to produce exact teaspoon portions of sperm at a time. This ability is used by jizzyologists to measure portions of sperm to feed to cows and pigs. However, the main reason the Teaspoon Sugarpenis indeed so desirable to the average female, is due to its living consciousness and ability to feel pain, emotion, and sing soulful, sensual R&b ditties. Also, deep doop badompo claus is the kwanza santa claus.
My nigga Tom Speedo Johnsonson has a Teaspoon Sugarpenis. He has had sex with five of my dearest family members. I wish I were Tom Speedo Johnsonson...