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superfinger 

Also defined under super finger
A gesture created by Comedian, Dane Cook, which replaces the older "middle finger" with a more significant gesture which can be used both postively and negatively.

Also prounounced "Su-fi" (su-f-eye)
To create the superfinger hold both your ring and middle finger up as opposed to the old finger in which you hold only your middle finger up.

Dane Cook said the old (classic) finger says "screw you dumb person."

The SUPERFINGER screams one of two things depending on how you use it.

In "PISSED OFF MODE" it means:

"FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING NOTHING PUDDLE OF FUCKDEW. YOU DRIPPING STICKY BLEACH SMELLING MASS OF EXTREME UBER-MENTAL RETARDATION. SOUR JIZZ FUCKASSFACE. EAT MY FUCK WITH AN EXTRA SIDE OF FUCK FRIES.
YOU FUCKHOLE." This is a paraphrase.

Or, in "FEEL THE LOVE" mode it mean:

"I realize you are feeling my truth and my dedication. You're saying THANKS FOR JUST BRINGING IT HONEST and I return that vibe with the SU-FI. You can't fuck with the truth and I appreciate that you would indicate that to me with a flash of the SU-FI. Respect and accomplisment I wish for you."
When I get cut off while driving, I give the ass a su-fi.

I respect Dane cook as a comedian, when I see him I give him the su-fi.
superfinger by Crungemaster September 14, 2004
Words you can keep

superfinger 

The combination of you middle and ring figers used for sexual play.

An alternative to the shocker.
"Hey, did you hear Dean gave Agnes the superfinger last night?!"
superfinger by EmpireBaller September 14, 2006

supergingercat 

the best youtuber, loved by all (especially thenovastar
"oh, have you watched supergingercat's new video?"
"yeah, it was great!"
supergingercat by barryballace October 3, 2019

superfine 

a level of fine on par with a superhero's strength -- infinitely attractive
she's not just a hot broad, she's superfine!
superfine by warren B February 27, 2002

super finger 

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Also see su-fi
So i just flipped him a su-fi and walked off.
super finger by KFlavin July 14, 2005

super finger 

A gesture created by Comedian, Dane Cook, which replaces the older "middle finger" with a more significant gesture which can be used both postively and negatively.

Also prounounced "Su-fi"

Dane Cook said the old (classic) finger says "screw you dumb person."

The SUPERFINGER screams one of two things depending on how you use it.

In "PISSED OFF MODE" it means:

"FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING NOTHING PUDDLE OF FUCKDEW. YOU DRIPPING STICKY BLEACH SMELLING MASS OF EXTREME UBER-MENTAL RETARDATION. SOUR JIZZ FUCKASSFACE. EAT MY FUCK WITH AN EXTRA SIDE OF FUCK FRIES.
YOU FUCKHOLE." This is a paraphrase.

Or, in "FEEL THE LOVE" mode it mean:

"I realize you are feeling my truth and my dedication. You're saying THANKS FOR JUST BRINGING IT HONEST and I return that vibe with the SU-FI. You can't fuck with the truth and I appreciate that you would indicate that to me with a flash of the SU-FI. Respect and accomplisment I wish for you."
I got cut off on sunset blvd. so I gave the asshole a superfinger.

Dane Cook is the greatest comedian in the business today, I showed him my appreciation by giving him a su-fi
super finger by Crungemaster Holly September 9, 2004

superdangerousevilracistsexistandatrocious 

1. adj. profoundly immoral beyond the immediate comprehension of unfortunately so many
2. adj. evil and dangerous to democracy and other republican forms of government

3. oddly succinct combination of English words describing Donald Trump, the same way it's done in Germany...the German language, not the previous German dictator he-who-must-not-be-named if only not to tempt the fate of a terrible future, leading to a real life Harry Potter scenario where people are attacked, not wizards...and yes it would be so bad, and yes it is already happening so people please do something about it sooner rather than later.
1. America's 2016 Republican nominee is superdangerousevilracistsexistandatrocious.
2. Often the superdangerousevilracistsexistandatrocious are arrested and convicted of their crimes, unless terribly wealthy.
3. Your first instinct that someone is superdangerousevilracistsexistandatrocious is probably correct.
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