1 definition by Crungemaster Holly
A gesture created by Comedian, Dane Cook, which replaces the older "middle finger" with a more significant gesture which can be used both postively and negatively.
Also prounounced "Su-fi"
Dane Cook said the old (classic) finger says "screw you dumb person."
The SUPERFINGER screams one of two things depending on how you use it.
In "PISSED OFF MODE" it means:
"FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING NOTHING PUDDLE OF FUCKDEW. YOU DRIPPING STICKY BLEACH SMELLING MASS OF EXTREME UBER-MENTAL RETARDATION. SOUR JIZZ FUCKASSFACE. EAT MY FUCK WITH AN EXTRA SIDE OF FUCK FRIES.
YOU FUCKHOLE." This is a paraphrase.
Or, in "FEEL THE LOVE" mode it mean:
"I realize you are feeling my truth and my dedication. You're saying THANKS FOR JUST BRINGING IT HONEST and I return that vibe with the SU-FI. You can't fuck with the truth and I appreciate that you would indicate that to me with a flash of the SU-FI. Respect and accomplisment I wish for you."
Also prounounced "Su-fi"
Dane Cook said the old (classic) finger says "screw you dumb person."
The SUPERFINGER screams one of two things depending on how you use it.
In "PISSED OFF MODE" it means:
"FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING NOTHING PUDDLE OF FUCKDEW. YOU DRIPPING STICKY BLEACH SMELLING MASS OF EXTREME UBER-MENTAL RETARDATION. SOUR JIZZ FUCKASSFACE. EAT MY FUCK WITH AN EXTRA SIDE OF FUCK FRIES.
YOU FUCKHOLE." This is a paraphrase.
Or, in "FEEL THE LOVE" mode it mean:
"I realize you are feeling my truth and my dedication. You're saying THANKS FOR JUST BRINGING IT HONEST and I return that vibe with the SU-FI. You can't fuck with the truth and I appreciate that you would indicate that to me with a flash of the SU-FI. Respect and accomplisment I wish for you."
I got cut off on sunset blvd. so I gave the asshole a superfinger.
Dane Cook is the greatest comedian in the business today, I showed him my appreciation by giving him a su-fi
Dane Cook is the greatest comedian in the business today, I showed him my appreciation by giving him a su-fi
by Crungemaster Holly September 9, 2004