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superbeast

Natural evolution of the beast meat.

Like beast meat only exponentially higher body mass index.

Superbeast generally creates enough mass to create gravity wells that can extend into 4th dimentional non-euclidean space.

Apparently superbeast's gravitational inflence is the only thing stopping the earth from crashing into the sun. The Moon actually orbits superbeast, not the earth, who's gravity is dwarfed by that fat bitch.

Has kidneys the size of dobermans and breath that always smells like onion gravy.
Dude, stick a bin on her head and she'd be juggernaut!

My good fucking god, the sun!! wheres the sun?? Oh, its just superbeast walking by..

"Superbeast want pancakes... NOW!!!"
superbeast by beastmeat September 23, 2005

superbastic 

Across the Universe is a superbastic movie
superbastic by Starrrrrrrrr January 1, 2009

superbesterest 

The most superbestery; the best beyond the best. The most unbelievablest, best ever in the world
That pizza was sooooooo good. It was the superbesterest pizza I've ever had!
superbesterest by eliz71112 February 15, 2010

Superbeast

super•beast (so͞o′pərbēst)
n.

1. A technologically enhanced animal, usually human-derived.
I was feeling ordinary, so I leveled up at superbeast.com, now I feel power coursing through my veins, never to be the same.
Superbeast by superbeast.com July 26, 2021

superblasted 

To get crunk'd on Mountain Dew, usually from levels of euphoria too high to be achieved.
Person 1: Yo man let's get superblasted!
Person 2: Eyy, I got the Dew
superblasted by rosettastone_ September 14, 2016