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mudshark sunglasses
mudshark sunglasses by Jacoban Mugatu September 8, 2018
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sunglasses-warrior
A pejorative term for someone who tries too hard to aggressively assert their coolness, their detachment, their apathy. Someone who is happy to point out the hopelessness of problems, and unwilling to put work into fixing them.
"Who cares? Everyone has known this forever. There is nothing we can do."
"Ooh, cool. You're a sunglasses-warrior. I'm so impressed with how jaded you are."
"Ooh, cool. You're a sunglasses-warrior. I'm so impressed with how jaded you are."
sunglasses-warrior by SRSLY WRONG January 19, 2015
mud shark sunglasses
Michelle ran her mouth in front of Darren and his friends, the next day she was sporting a new pair of mud shark sunglasses.
mud shark sunglasses by Cward81 January 26, 2018
phantom sunglasses
When you have worn your sunglasses on the top of your head for so long you think they are still there long after you have taken them off.
Person 1: *reaching on top of their head, looking confused*
Person 2: You're not wearing your sunglasses up there anymore dude.
Person 1: Another case of phantom sunglasses strikes again.
Person 2: You're not wearing your sunglasses up there anymore dude.
Person 1: Another case of phantom sunglasses strikes again.
phantom sunglasses by Angylic October 23, 2012
*Puts on Sunglasses*
A rapidly spreading meme that originally came from CSI:Miami. Horatio would say a sarcastic/corny/funny/stupid line and then put on his sunglasses. Right after this, the theme song for the show would blare "YEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!". This is now used to signify something funny or corny yet to come
"These charity people keep calling!" "It Looks like" *Puts on Sunglasses* "They give charity a bad name" YEAAAHHHHH!!!
*Puts on Sunglasses* by Some Random Dude with a Guitar October 8, 2010
German sunglasses
Taking a dump on someone's face with the feces resembling a pair of glasses, then proceeding to piss into each eye socket to create the sunglasses lens.
German sunglasses by Terance Lancaster May 6, 2022
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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