Suckerjunk

1) Junk belonging to a sucker.

2) Useless garbage that doesn't deserve to exist in my dimension.

This book ain't nothin but a crazy pile of SUCKERJUNK!!!

You're full of suckerjunk!

You're car is a rusty box of pure suckerjunk on wheels!

Suckerjunk by SuckerJunk Exterminator April 8, 2009

suckerpunch 

A punch that takes someone by surprise, a punch coming from out of the blue.

When John turned around, Mike floored him with a suckerpunch.

suckerpunch by wetwebwork March 10, 2006

suckerpunch 

When someone punches you and you didn't evan know you were fighting

"Hey, whats that over there?"
"Where? OW!" Suckerpunch.

suckerpunch by Tarzan's much more attractive cousin May 30, 2006

Suckerfucked 

when you get suckered into doing something for someone else and get fucked in the process.

"Dude, I got suckerfucked by sean."

Suckerfucked by Tai Dozier January 6, 2012

suckerpunch 

Suckerpunch comes from the word sucker, which means someone who is naive, gullible, easily tricked. A suckerpunch is delivered to the dupe who fell for a con or a trick and got punched. Low-brow British humor is loaded with suckerpunches. The cabbie in Bill Murray's Scrooged! yells "so long, suckah" when as the Ghost of Christmas Past he dumps the Murray character off. Much more than just a punch you weren't expecting. Also used by naracissists and sociopaths in relationships where they are using an innocent person for their own purposes and then dump them without an apology or explanation.

The suckerpunch is typically delivered by fist to the solar plexus, knocking the wind out of someone. But suckerpunches can take many forms. In a relationship suckerpunch the "sucker" receives a severe blow to his/her self-esteem, trust levels and maybe even sanity. The suckerpunch consists of sudden, inexplicable emotional or verbal abuse, delivered after weeks or months cultivating the trust of the other person. Example: "Maybe you like me but I don't like you." POW!

suckerpunch by inthefloodzone October 7, 2019

Raspberry Suckerpunch 

The act of putting one's fist in the vagina of a woman on her period, thus making your hand bloody. After this you yell "HEY!!" and when she turns to look at you you punch her so hard she gets knocked out then walk out of the room.

Dude, i gave your mom a raspberry suckerpunch!

Raspberry Suckerpunch by Codez95 July 7, 2009

Suckerfucked 

To perform a service, or help someone & unexpectedly getting screwed in the process. Often times when you hear someone say "You give them an inch & they will take a mile" - this is referring to someone who got suckerfucked. There is no sure way to prevent a suckerfucking, as they usually come without warning, however it is a good idea to stay away from habitual suckerfuckers as they are known to continually suckerfuck unsuspecting victims.

worker - "This customer just tripled his order at the last minute and then bitched me out to my boss for not having speedy delivery"
co worker - "Dude you got suckerfucked"

Denice - "Hey Timothy want to come over to my new house for dinner?"
Timothy- "Sure"
Timothy arrives to Denice's house only to find out he got suckerfucked into helping her unpack all of her things.

Suckerfucked by Balake AA Ron September 28, 2013