Suck-cess 

Doing something repeatedly that you really do suck at, but not giving up on it.

I've had no "suck-cess" at trying to make a lobster fly

Suck-cess by uvebruce April 27, 2023

suck-cessful 

Having achieved success at sucking

The iPad will be suck-cessful.

suck-cessful by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

Suckcession

A session(meeting) with the intent of nothing but oral(lots of licking, kissing and SUCKing).

a compound word formed from:

Suck: giving oral sex

Session: A meeting with the intent of completion of a set task

a Suckcession!

Yeah, my baby and I took a little trip to the movies yesterday and it turned into an orgy! We took turns going down on each other about ten times!!! It was a beautiful Suckcession!

Suckcession by Redwings Addict April 12, 2010

suckcess

When something that really sucks becomes successful.

"Nickelback has achieved incredible worldwide suckcess"

"'Lips of an Angel' by Hinder is an extremely suckcessful song"

suckcess by sexualburgerking June 29, 2007

Suckcess

When you try to fail, but instead succeed.

Guy 1: "Bro, I tried to convince this girl that she has to respect her body, but she thanked me and gave me some head instead."

Guy 2: "Shit dude, great suckcess."

Suckcess by Trinity, the Duelist August 12, 2015

suckcess

-a hugely satisfying accomplishment that merits a hugely satisfying blow job.

Roberto: Babe, I got promoted to head photocopier engineer today!

Esmeralda: Holy motherload! What a suckcess! Hmmm..I think you deserve a trip to heaven tonight. See you on the BJ Express!

suckcess by Jorgitooo February 18, 2010

Suckcess

Receiving praise for a mediocre job on some sort of assignment for school or work.

"You got a 95 on the art project?! You drew it with a hangover in crayon on notebook paper the morning before it was due!"

"Yeah man, it was a total suckcess."

Suckcess by Spider-Man1224 March 23, 2009