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suck-cessful 

The iPad will be suck-cessful.

Suckcession

A session(meeting) with the intent of nothing but oral(lots of licking, kissing and SUCKing).

a compound word formed from:

Suck: giving oral sex

Session: A meeting with the intent of completion of a set task

a Suckcession!
Yeah, my baby and I took a little trip to the movies yesterday and it turned into an orgy! We took turns going down on each other about ten times!!! It was a beautiful Suckcession!
Suckcession by Redwings Addict April 12, 2010
When something that really sucks becomes successful.
"Nickelback has achieved incredible worldwide suckcess"

"'Lips of an Angel' by Hinder is an extremely suckcessful song"
suckcess by sexualburgerking June 29, 2007
When you try to fail, but instead succeed.
Guy 1: "Bro, I tried to convince this girl that she has to respect her body, but she thanked me and gave me some head instead."

Guy 2: "Shit dude, great suckcess."
Suckcess by Trinity, the Duelist August 12, 2015
-a hugely satisfying accomplishment that merits a hugely satisfying blow job.
Roberto: Babe, I got promoted to head photocopier engineer today!

Esmeralda: Holy motherload! What a suckcess! Hmmm..I think you deserve a trip to heaven tonight. See you on the BJ Express!
suckcess by Jorgitooo February 18, 2010
Receiving praise for a mediocre job on some sort of assignment for school or work.
"You got a 95 on the art project?! You drew it with a hangover in crayon on notebook paper the morning before it was due!"

"Yeah man, it was a total suckcess."
Suckcess by Spider-Man1224 March 23, 2009
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